Aries: Dunks their hand into the Americano to see how the scars form.
Taurus: Contemplates their order slowly while eating tea bags off the counter. The barista is getting impatient.
Gemini: Pours salt into their coffee. They pour salt into everyone’s coffee. Someone should stop them.
Cancer: Makes up a little song about their breakfast sandwich and sings it quietly to themselves while staring at new customers.
Leo: Grinds the beans with their teeth.
Virgo: Asks for cream. Just cream. All the cream.
Libra: Brings their own beans and espresso machine that they plug into the wall. They tip generously.
Scorpio: Completely naked. They order a large tea and combine every bag into the same cup. They live on the edge.
Ophiuchus: Sets up a small gambling ring in the ladies bathroom.
Sagittarius: Walks behind the counter and makes their own damn coffee. They brought their own apron.
Capricorn: Orders a cup of raw lemon juice and drinks it in one shot while making eye contact with the barista.
Aquarius: Hides in the waste basket, attempting to get other cafegoers to pour drinks directly into their mouth.
Pisces: Arrives carrying a broadsword and a submachine gun. They order a caramel latte that they feed to the coyote accompanying them.
The Signs at the Cafe:
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