Writing Problems

quartermistresser:

• *types a word and then sees that it has the notorious red squiggly line* you wanna fight Google Docs I know I spelled that shit right"
•  *types a word and it turns out it is not an actual word* WELL THAT SHOULD BE A WORD"
• “I wrote the word ‘said’ in my work 124 times FUCK”
• *makes inhumane screeching noise when someone interrupts my typing midsentence*
• The blinking cursor of a blank word document
• *spills beverage on notes*
• *cat sits on laptop*
• ‘I’m in the middle of writing a good chapter and my laptop is about to die and the charger is on the other side of the room, why is my suffering so real’
• *stares off into space for upwards of five minutes*
• ‘Am I characterizing a character so well because I know the character or am I writing them as I would write myself’
• A WILD WRITER’S BLOCK APPEARED
• “lol who needs sustenance when I’m IN THE  Z O N E
• Feeling like you will never be able to write well again
• Feeling relief when you get inspired and write like crazy
• That feeling of inspiration that makes you shiver and makes your nerves buzz
• oneshot? more like ‘oh-shit-this-morphed-into-a-thirty-chapter-novel’shot
• *more staring into space*
• lol what’s dialogue
• having to pee but can’t because I’m IN THE  Z O N E
• being IN THE  Z O N E
• Being OUT OF THE  Z O N E and crying about it
• comparing myself to other writers (never do OK)
• switching POV accidentally
• BLANK WORD DOCUMENT
• Tenses
• *stares more intensely into space*
• *computer starts whirring like crazy* babe I know this writing’s fire but you need to calm down
• *looks into empty beverage mug* why
• *sees a cliché* *cringes*
• will the reader understand what I’m saying here lol I hope so
• sleep? what’s that lol
• *thinks about writing while at social events*
• *gets inspired to write at the most inconvenient of times, such as at the dentist’s or in the shower*
• *gets zero inspiration when actually has time to write*
• WRITER’S BLOCK
• B L A N K  W O R D  D O C U M E N T
• *stares into space forevermore*