Aries: a werewolf with an art gallery filled with various paintings of them killing the moon in various ways
Taurus: a minotaur with a flourishing flower and delectable vegetable garden
Gemini: A shapeshifter that never brings a change of clothes but always drops the bass
Cancer: a genie that has a magic vodka bottle and gives you three reasons why you wish you didn’t fuck with them
Leo: a sphinx that just wants to have a conversation with others but no one understands what its saying because it only speaks in txt lol
Virgo: an elf that tries to help others by leaving sticky notes that say “reuse, reduce, and recycle”
Libra: a woodland fairy that wears fur coats and lives in a fucking penthouse in the most poppin part of the forest
Scorpio: a vampire that CAN stand in the sun but chooses not to
Sagittarius: a thunderbird that always forgets its sunglasses every time it leaves to a different country
Capricorn: a very rational dragon that is the CEO of Western Bank Of Mythical Beings
Aquarius: a wizard that didn’t go to hogwarts because it was too mainstream
Pisces: a unicorn that stashes all its apples in its sex dungeon
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