I picked the “funniest” and strangest things that this website wrote as parts of the description of every type. Enjoy. (some types had more weird descriptions than others)
ISFP: “prone to discontentment”
ESFP: “dislikes science fiction”, “values organized religion”
ISTP: “can be insensitive to the misfortunes of others”, “anti-tattoos, anti counter culture”
ESTP: “content”
ISTJ: “does not appreciate strangeness”, “anti-tattoos”
ESTJ: “does not like weird or strange people / things – intolerant of differences”
ISFJ: “prone to crying”, “afraid of many things”
ESFJ: “loves getting massages”
INFJ: “attracted to sad things”
ENFJ: “anti-tattoos”
INTJ: “not much fun”, “familiar with darkside” (bonus: “dictator” was among the favored careers)
ENTJ: “desires fame/acclaim, image focused, narcissistic”
INTP: "does not think they are weird but others do", “does not like happy people”, “more likely to support marijuana legalization”
ENTP: “experience junky”, “pro-weed legalization”(this time is no doubt true, apparently) (bonus: “dictator”, “assassin”, “cia agent” and “fbi agent” were among the favored careers)
I really envy ENTPs now, or I want one as my friendINFP: “wounded at the core”
you have no idea how much I laughed, “prone to dreaming about a rescuer”ENFP: “attracted to strange things”, “easily talked into doing silly things”