this doesn’t fit my blog at all but i had to post it here because this story is legit the wildest thing i’ve seen this month and everyone needs to see it. unmute this I PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT
omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why does this sound like something a 14 year old Ryan Howard would do?
Sitting here like
My mom was born on a reservation in the 50s so her Birth Certificate was handwritten. She literally, carefully, changed the year on her birth certificate so she could have an ID that said she was 21. She took it to the DMV and boom, she was 21.
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