A normal D&D session, but you can’t use…

chiani:

tillaneesia:

cullenscott:

Dice

prove to me that you can make this acrobatics check by successfully performing a triple backflip off the kitchen counter in real life

SOMEONE I KNEW DID THIS.

He created PCs by testing his friends secretly on their core stats. I remember to give them each a Dexterity stat he threw a bag of dice at each of them as they entered the game room. Most of the guys got hit, a couple dodged, and one flat out caught the bag in one hand and threw it back at the DM’s head with its own momentum. Guess who got an 18.