Conservatives: I hate Muslim people. Look at what that Muslim person did at that Orlando LGBT bar.
LGBT people: So, does that mean you care about LGBT people?
Conservatives: No! Gay people are pedophiles, and transgender women are just men who want to invade women’s restrooms and harass women! WE NEED TO PROTECT WOMEN!
Women: So, does that mean you care about women?
Conservatives: Shut up, feminazi! Women in the United States are not oppressed! If you want to talk about women’s oppression, you should be focusing on how women in other countries are treated!
Refugees: So, does that mean you care about people from other countries?
Conservatives: Stay out of our country! Why should we care about refugees when we have people here who need help?
Homeless People: So, does that mean you care about people who need help?
Conservatives: No! Get a job, freeloader!
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Conservatives: Why don’t you all care about me?!
Everyone else: [Stares into the camera like they are on the Office.]
Conservatives: Why are you all protesting the election results?
Protestors: So we wont die because of your beliefs.
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Conservatives: The protests are all fake. No one actually believes the things they’re protesting about.
Me: I do. I very much believe in all the things that are being protested.
Conservatives: You’ve been brainwashed by the liberal media. No one outside of the internet actually believes those things.
Me: I know a lot of people who have gone to protests. Real people. That I’ve known for years.
Conservatives: They’ve been brainwashed too. No one in America actually agrees with them.
Me: I… I… don’t think that’s how this is working. There are literally hundreds of news sources that say otherwise.
Conservatives: FAKE NEWS!
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