my super homophobic relative asked me for ya books to read, preferably contemporary and u know what i gave them
ari and dante
muahahhahahahhahhahahahah they’re in for a surprise
update:
he called me.
- him: about that book
- me, knowing exactly what i did :): what book?
- him, sounding agitated: the gay book you gave me
- me: (hoo boy here it go)
- me: aristotle and dante? 🙂
- him: …. yea
- me: ? did you like it
- him: i guess
being the bad person that i am i didnt just leave it be, but drilled him ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- me: no offense but im quite surprised, since… you know you’re not a fan of gay men
- him, probably growing REALLY uncomfortable: but this is different
- me: explain
- him: i feel like it doesnt really matter whether they’re gay or not to be honest this is the exact same thing as reading about a girl and a boy and you really shouldnt give me shit for liking this. it’s not like this means im gay or anything, like, being gay isnt contagious or…. bad, and –
- me, interrupting smugly: EXACTLY
- him: oh.
- him, probably realizing that gay men are regular humans: OHHHHH
- him: ….
- him: anyway, is there a sequel
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
I will always reblog assholes realizing their past asinine behavior. I will also always reblog character development like this.
Always reblog character development