Rural Questions #1

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foxpines:

whoopsrobots:

Does everybody else know that children’s song about eating bees  or was that exclusive to my area

wait that sounds familiar how does it go

(Gather children in a large circle)

 *with hands clasped*:

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’M

brINGING home a baby bumblebee

won’t my mama be so proud of me

I’M BRINGIN HOME A BABY BUMBLEBEE

OUCH! it stung me

*while smushing hands together*:

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’M

squishING up a baby bumblebee

wON’T my mama be so proud of me

I’M SQUISHING UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE

EW! it’s all over me

*with tongue out, pretending to lick hands*:

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’M

LICKing up a baby bumblebee

wON’T my mama be so proud of me

I’M LICKING UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE

GROSS! It’s inside me

OPTIONAL:

*Bent over and heaving*:

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’M

BARFING UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE

wON’T my mama be so proud of me

I’M PUKING UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE

YUCK! it’s all over me!

BONUS LINE:

(Taking it back to third)

*while smushing hands together*:

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’M

LICKing UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE

what in the hell why would your mother be proud of you for eating bees what the fuck is this?

my whole preschool had to sing this to our parents on Mothers Day

dude, I’m in Girl Guides and it’s a tradition to sing this at campfire night, it’s my favourite

I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG

Fuck I need to Look this up tomorrow

I??? what the fuck??? is this?? ive never heard this shit

We did this at Girl Scout camp. I thought it was weird, but no one really questions Girl Scout camp songs, ya know? 

We learned this at some camp….upon seeing the girl guild i assume we periodicly relearn it at paggs

Whenever I see shit like this I just assume it’s an America thing bc I was a Brownie and I never heard of that

I hated this song as a kid and had successfully blocked it out of my memory until recently when in one of the third grade classes I work in started learning parodies to kids’ songs and this was one of them

It’s been stuck in my head off and on for weeks and I hate it

Guess who just sang this song 😀

We stopped singing this in Girl Scouts because a transfer student was allergic to bees and absolutely TERRIFIED at the idea of eating a bee.

It’s that Michael With A Bee Vine but real

Huh I know one about accidentally slurping up a worm but I’ve never heard the bee one