bro sometimes i catch myself thinkin about glee and like… bro it had some of the wildest scenes ever… remember when tina rubbed vic on blaine’s chest crying…. when sue was throwin sticks at mercedes in the hallway for no reason…. literally any will schuester scene……………
when emma told rachel one day she would b thankful for her lack of a gag reflex
vocal adrenaline performing bohemian rhapsody with cuts of quinn in labor and the group being dressed in pink and “giving birth” to jesse as quinn gives birth
they did what does the fox say with puppet versions of themselves???
had two brothers sing a breakup song to each other
they thought they’d win a competition doing gangnam style
there was a mashup where sue rapped superbass and blaine sang some song???
what was this show
THEY MADE A JIGSAW SUE SYLVESTER THAT LOCKED BLAINE AND KURT IN AN ELEVATOR AND WOULDN’T LET THEM OUT UNTIL THEY KISSED THIS WASN’T A POORLY WRITTEN FANFIC IT HAPPENED
sue’s hurt locker is complete with a fucking shrine to klaine
when sue tried to scare karofsky off by literally putting a bear in their apartment because karofsky is a
bear
that one christmas episode where sue dressed up as the grinch and completely trashed the choir room grinch-style while the grinch song played in the background except the chorus literally sang “Sue the Grinch”
also that one christmas episode that was literally didn’t air when it was supposed to because it was “too offensive” and when they released it, it was a “highly edited version”. but we still get kurt being hogtied by sexy santa who only did it to steal all their stuff
the episode props where tina falls into a fountain and hits her head and she wakes up and she’s rachel and everyone has switched their characters. i can’t decide if it’s funnier seeing chris colfer play finn or to see corey monteith play kurt lmao
the fucking superhero club blaine made
this campaign poster
parts of this show are literally a bad fanfiction and i love it
when santana roasted kurt for a full 3 minutes
“i will go to the animal shelter and buy you a kittycat. i will let you fall in love with that kittycat. and then, on some dark cold night, i will steal away into your home… AND PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.”
wait i thought of more
that time sue married herself
sue’s mother being carol burnett and a nazi hunter???
rachel literally sending somebody to a crackhouse because she felt intimidated by her talent
tina being ignored to the extent that even the show’s narration pointed it out
tina suddenly developing a crush on blaine???
literally anything brittney said
the pianist talking for the first time after like 5 seasons of silence… and revealing he HATED all the kids in the glee club (honestly fair enough)
everyone going to see santa so brittney could still believe in santa
that time rachel and finn lost the whole club a national contest because they couldn’t resist making out onstage
that one time it looked like rachel MIGHT face a consequence for her actions
A few more:
The brittana breakupscene were Santana sings a song about a couple that stayed together against all odds
That time that everyone became toddlers
When Quinn sang “
It’s A Man’s Man’s Man’s World” with a bunch of pregnant teens doing dance routines with their bellies. On a funk music week.
Run Joey Run
When marley re-created the wrecking ball video
When Quinn and Puck were babysitting and to calm the kids, she sang about teenage pregnancy
When Rachel had a crush on Will.
When two teachers undressed eachother while singing about sex, with open doors and two students at the window, singing the choir part.
Mercedes tots revolution
… okay, I’ve never watched a full ep of Glee, so seeing all these out of context is both amazing and frustrating
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