mysharona1987:

mysharona1987:

They are saying with a straight face:

This. Woman. Is. Not. Attractive.

Like, I’m not even a lesbian, but come the fuck on.

Yes, I get there is make up and nice camera angles and lighting and all.

But the lady is still quite devastatingly gorgeous. By any standard.

“Makeup and camera angles! She’s not pretty without those!”

All. Models. Wear. Makeup. And. Get. Good. Lighting.

But whining about “deception!” is easier than admitting you’re racist.

history-be-written:

Ace and bi people have a similar struggle in which their sexuality is dismissed as soon as they start dating someone

startrekrenegades:

warpedchyld:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

obiewans:

my stomach hurts

Ive passed this video so many times and this time I finally watched it. Im really glad I did

I have stared into the abyss and it gave me a thumbs up

[Person behind camera: (sobbing incoherently with laughter) it’s so…. ffffunnny…. ohheheheheh…. (sniffing, snorting, laughing) of all the shit you can find…. So this, this dates back to 19– (sniff) 1999, as you can see up there. (sniffs, laughs) “The Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves as Masturbation Toy for America’s Youth” This is, like, a Baptist website – (cracks up, giggles, snorts) ssfsfsfsfsfssss–stupidest thing… ever seen. So! (sniffs, calms down a little) So, w-what kind of doll was this child … masturbating to? (person scrolls down to picture of Jar Jar Binks, BURSTS INTO UNCONTROLLABLE WHEEZING LAUGHTER, SNORTS, WEEPS WITH LAUGHTER) Aah……oh my god…. aAHAHAHAHAHa….. HAHAHAHAHA….ohmygod…..]

dragonlover721:

skygemspeaks:

Aizawa, a tired dad, trying his Best™ to train the youngerlings: Okay, let’s try this one last time. Collapsing building, simultaneous villain attack. What do you do?

Class 1-A:

Class 1-A: Call the pro heroes –

Aizawa: YOU ARE THE PRO HEROES!!

Those tags

newsies-fics:

my writing: please, please i’m begging just use normal punctuation for once in your terrible writing

me: haha time for another

comma

You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

paganinpurple:

I nearly scrolled past, but I got nervous

intergalactic-dorks:

Its nice that we get to die someday. Imagine being immortal and suddenly you remember all the emberassing things you did in the last 2000 years. Horrible

bumbleboi:

My human anatomy teacher was talking about bone healing and when you break a bone it typically will heal stronger

So I look him in the eyes and say “so what you’re saying is I should break every bone in my body until I become superhumanly powerful?”

And he looks back at me and says, with the softest voice he could muster, “please do not no”

bizarre-transmission:

ouijaangel:

why does everyone have such strong vivid memories from 2010 associated with dynamite by taio cruz

i really and truly hate this