when you’ve been around straight people for too long and you need some gayness
im a simple lesbian. i see a hot girl and i asdfghjklaghdbfbijenfnbxbldljshnninldkfnlsogvbb

momma didnt raise a quitter but she did raise a fool and it turns out those two things are a terrible combination
everything i do would be way more amazing and fun with you by my side

tHERE IT IS
YOU FOUDN IT OMFG
This is literally my favorite set of comic panels ever.
I connect with these panels on a spiritual level
this boy literally has a superhuman sense that warns him of danger in advance, but still makes decisions like these.
The major cause of Peter Parker’s problems is, in fact, Peter Parker.
Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate.
I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.
I mean it’s kind of not, seeds aren’t analogous to sperm, hell, pollen isn’t analogous to sperm, plants don’t do dimorphic gametes like that. a better analogy would be firing a couple dozen fully-formed babies from a tshirt cannon
Now we’re having a good day again.
when a crime is committed, it is not the victim’s fault
The👏🏻only👏🏻people👏🏻at👏🏻fault👏🏻for👏🏻rape👏🏻are👏🏻rapists
(And if you disagree you should feel free to remove yourself from society at your earliest convenience.)
fuck it!! life is short! tell people you love them!!! confess to your crush!!!!! take a nap!!!!!!! throw yourself into the abyss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have anxiety!!!!!!!!
me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


