zomblequeen:

pantheraqueen:

zomblequeen:

Favorite trope 348234: when person who nearly died wakes up in hospital bed, looks around, sees the object of their affection asleep in a chair next to them because they haven’t moved in days

I take you and raise you a found family scattered around the room because they have all been there for days and that couch is really small.

GOOD ADDITION. GOOD ADDITION

designatedheckingadult:

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whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.

these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.

i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back

old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i’ll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.

What makes this even better is that OP is only 18 himself. It’s adorable.

skywalkerstyle:

tbh the fuckin wildest part of the fmab finale

is this gotdang outfit

I mean Diesel jeans? a solid River Island black tshirt? a cute cream Gucci hoodie? It’s nice????

where did ed get this?? It’s nicer than anything he wears at any point in the show

is this his backup outfit? he dresses like a blind goth for years and suddenly busts out this look?

What I take from this is that the only way to get Ed to wear cute clothes is to physically destroy all clothes he owns in battle and then have him give up his science magic door so he can’t make more

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood is a sixty four episode series about finding a way to take away Edward Elric’s ability to make his own awful clothes

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auncyen:

missjonesie99:

videohall:

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

I don’t know what’s funnier, how she said physical activities or the snort.

I love how she gradually loses it. She gives it her best try and then you can just hear where her composure starts breaking down.

i always lose it when her voice trips into the fifth dimension as she says physical activities 

This made my day so much fucking better