marzipanandminutiae:

lesbiancarlyrae:

toothplug:

lesbiancarlyrae:

lesbiancarlyrae:

Rosalie Hale was a femme lesbian

Bella was like…a long hair butch and barely even that repressed about it like she drove a truck she was practically there. Anyways she and Rosalie were together and Edward was just their twink sperm donor if you don’t believe me you’re both a homophobe and an idiot

Edward was a twunk

oh VERY cogent point but the rest of the post still stands

this is blatant Alice “high fashion power femme” Cullen erasure

ways the signs say “i love you”

geministereo:

astroscendant:

aries: “i’ll wait for you” “what did they say to you?? i’ll kick their ass!” “you did great.”

taurus: “here, have some of my food.” “you don’t have to get me anything.” “i just want to make you happy.”

gemini: “tell me about it, get it all out.” “don’t worry about me!” “i missed you today.”

cancer: “did you eat enough today?” “how are you feeling?” “you make me so happy.”

leo: “i feel comfortable around you.” “you always look gorgeous.” “you’re mine.”

virgo: “how can i help you?” “please don’t worry.” “wanna talk about it?”

libra: “you’re perfect.” “i bought you this, just because.” “i’ll always be there for you, no matter what.”

scorpio: “are you warm enough?” “i miss you.” “i forgive you.”

sagittarius: “come with me.” “i saw this, and thought of you.” “i can see a future with you.”

capricorn: “you are always good enough.” “you make everything seem better than it is.” “i love seeing you succeed.”

aquarius: “you’re hilarious!” “i just feel like i can say anything around you!” “will you help me do it?” 

pisces: “how did you sleep?” “i don’t care what we do, as long as we’re together.” “i will never leave you.”

check venus!

the signs in love

suumoto:

*check sun, venus & moon

Aries: will fall in love watching you socialize with their friends. they love loud obnoxious laughs! into people that have a strong confidence about them. will compliment their partner for hours but don’t need to hear anything back. Aries is a sign that needs constant simulation but NOT constant attention or else will feel suffocated. they just wanna be their s/o’s best friend and biggest supporter.

Taurus: will fall in love with the sound of your voice. really into people that are simple and comfortable to be around. sexual compatibility is important because they like to communicate love physically. tends to take things seriously so when someone is funny or carefree they find that refreshing. desperately wants a partner that “feels like home.”  

Gemini: will fall in love talking to you at 3am about nothing. loves nice hands and hand holding. so weak for playful childlike fun. grownup kids type relationship. everyday they wanna try new things with their partner so you need someone that is always down for it.

Cancer: will fall in love the first time you put your arm around them/hug them. likes to rub your chest/hug you around the middle. they are a wealth of attention and affection when they feel comfortable but can be really shy at first as well. Sensitive souls that need someone who will always think of their feelings. tenderness is unbelievably attractive to them. doesn’t like to fight, needs someone who will talk about things calmly with them and never raise their voice

Leo: falls in love after a bit of eye contact and flirting. notices your hair & likes to touch it or run their hands through it. consumed in love.not afraid to fight and have makeup sex. an involved and warm lover who just needs to feel appreciated and admired by their lover. hearing small things like “you’re so funny” or “you look so nice” makes them happy! and later when they reflect on their feelings, they remember that. kinda like puppies in love. super generous in giving their time to their partner but also to their friends and strangers. playful so they need a partner who won’t get too jealous. (but they’ll like it if you do)

Virgo: falls in love when they stop over analyzing their partner’s every move. soccer mom type partner. loves brown/hazel eyes. happily makes your lunches or folds your laundry because they love you. is more private about it, but sex is important to them. shows their love through actions and needs someone who can get that. type to say I hate you with a huge smile on their face. really needs someone who is flexible and won’t be offended when their motives are doubted.   

Libra: falls in love on the first date. will grab your ass, doesn’t matter when or where. irresistible but bat-shit crazy when in love. charming and empathetic but likes things to be fair and balanced. becomes a private investigator when they feel something is off. need someone who will talk everything out with them.

Scorpio: falls in love with every aspect of you, both the good and bad. isn’t afraid of loving you with all they got. Intense. they are fascinated by you. craves emotional excitement with the person they are with. attracted to people that can stand their ground against them, and can play their mind games right back. not a relationship for the fainthearted.

Sagittarius: doesn’t fall in love. jk but really it can seem that way to their partner. sags are just into enjoying life and having things their way. they tend to focus so much on the world and future they can make their partner feel needy. needs someone who will always be there to have fun with and won’t demand too much of them.

Capricorn: tried so hard not to fall in love but somehow got there. likes to pretend they don’t have feelings and then act like that’s okay! terrible at expressing themselves and talking in general. needs someone who can “melt” them and loosen up their relationship with control and responsibility.

Aquarius: so clueless. literally doesn’t know what being in love is. likes to take step back from their relationship and evaluate things but forgets that doing that isn’t fair to their relationship. they are a developed individual but needs someone to make them remember they are in a “we”. hard to understand and likes it that way.

Pisces: falls in love unexpectedly over time. sensitive person who can easily pick up their partner’s emotions. Needs someone who isn’t going to be too direct and harsh with them. tends to not know what they want and that can be frustrating for their partner. since this sign is so passive they can be really flexible to their partners needs. 

titty-teetee:

waterwitchofthewoods:

theevanstale:

adarlans-sassmaster:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

spoonmeb:

dean-and-samwinchester:

jennytrout:

mrs-n-uzumaki:

skipperthekangaroo:

mrs-n-uzumaki:

When you discover that these two:

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Were married in Love Actually

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is that more or less shocking than the fact that these two

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were married in real life?

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You just made my post 200% better.

Wait for it, because in real life:

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Cheated on:

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With:

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Shooting That last movie must have been really awkward

oooooooooogurl

Me, listening to all of this Goddamned tea spilling:

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Wait what

Yes with a shot of fire whiskey 😉

xenosaurus:

xenosaurus:

xenosaurus:

xenosaurus:

xenosaurus:

There are three basic categories of fic writer:

type one: fan fiction is a love letter to canon, only small changes unless it’s an au!!

type two: the source material can bite me, I don’t give a fuck

type three: horny

sorry, I forgot one

type four: canon COULD be so good if it wasn’t so straight/white/horny, so I fixed it while holding unblinking eye contact with the creator and mouthing ‘die’

I desperately regret making this post

this is the only version of this post you’re legally allowed to reblog from now on