turing-tested:

if I ever say anything comprehensible let me know and I’ll delete it!

fragilefox:

le-sel-et-le-vide:

glitterfeyrac:

thedeathcardfollows:

glitterfeyrac:

fashion looks that make all gay ppl nut:

• high waisted + crop top concept where that bit of skin above the belly but below the chest shows? u know that Rib Flab? m fuckign gay
• in a similar vein u know the mom jeans over fishnets look really does get me pregnant every damn time
• backwards baseball cap with the curls peaking out
• longe sweater over short skirt thanks
• hawaiian shirts worn in any way
• berets over short hair? mmmmm delicious
• that soft 80s sweater and mom jeans with the black belt fashion INVENTION that looks like something dj tanner in full house would wear? mood
• Baggy Sweater With The Sleeves Pushed To The Elbow a la robert sean leonard in this video
• the ‘im wearing my significant other’s jacket or hoodie and it is significantly Too Large’ statement
• turtlenecks under baseball shirts U Know What I Mean
• GOLFING OUTFITS u know u had a thing for chad danforth in his golfing outfit don’t lie to my face
• bowtie + suspenders combo we all know we’ve all talked about it we act like it’s in the past but i know… i know the truth im onto all of u

• mesh under short sleeved shirts
• all black outfits with just a pop of colour
• baggy graphic t’s from the 80’s and 90’s that have weird art proportions and colours tucked into cuffed mom jeans with a thin black belt and docs
• tight skinny jeans, fitted tee, oversized coat
• vests. just like,, all vests are gay
• tie dye shirts, light wash jeans, and a jean jacket
• let’s just face it, combat boots have always been gay
• a suit with a floral tie
• i could go on forever,, clothes make me so gay

• okay speaking of cuffed jeans the cuffed jeans and tall novelty socks underneath look
• also cuffed trousers + no socks + fancy shoes (in the style of chris pine, a fashion icon, before us)
• double denim in the form of jean jacket + pants
• WHITE OVERALLS over literally anything
• bomber jacket and bralette, no shirt

Please do not forget the classic flannel tied around your hips. A look. A mood. A gay thing.

this post is wlw and mlm solidarity

oversquanch:

aspiringwarriorlibrarian:

lesbwian:

Superheroes that are like “if we kill them we’re just as bad as they are uwu” ? Micro dick energy

The only exception is Aang, whose whole “I’m not gonna kill him if i can find another way” thing is less false moral equivalency and more “I’m twelve and I have been through way too much bullshit this year to add ‘commit my first murder’ to the list.”

this reply got infinitesimal dick energy

when-did-this-become-difficult:

Eddie Brock was an unemployed white guy who just got broken up with living in a crappy apartment due to the power of an evil guy mostly out of his control…and yet I never got that weird itchy feeling about him because instead of turning his misfortune into resentment against the world, he just put his head down and went about his business, maintaining friendly bantery friendships with random women across the city, respecting his ex’s wishes, and that’s why I loved and trusted him, because I knew even before any Superhero Decisions came up that he was a good guy

inkskinned:

do you ever just want to shout like… it’s because i’m sad! like yes i didn’t do my homework, yes i didn’t text you back, yes i’ve been hiding in my room! i’m sorry! but i haven’t killed myself so honestly where is my badge!

bairnsidhe:

owlsofstarlight:

paintmeahero:

symmetraismygf:

the athiesm of women/people of color/lgbt people is absolutely different than the athiesm of cishet white men and i feel like people forget that a lot

how?

Don’t have spoons for long explanation – also this is only speaking for christianity – but religion has been a force of oppression for women, people of color, and lgbt+ people and the rejection of the religion is often coupled with the rejection of how religion treats them.

I’ll also say that abuse survivors are included in this because it is a reaction to and an attempt to reconcile how (christian) god would allow abuse to happen.

For straight white men atheism is usually rooted in intellectual and rational superiority complexes. It’s a “i am more rational and intelligent than you, how can you believe in something so obviously fake” thing as opposed to a reaction to a societal institution that upholds their oppression and abuse.

Women, PoC, Queer people, immigrants, trauma survivors, etc:  How can I believe in something that teaches you to be cruel?  How can I trust the books that tell me of peace and love, when you use your faith to hurt me?  How can a loving god allow [insert injustice of the day]?

White Men: I, as an Intellectual, eschew silly superstitions that say I might, someday, after my death, face one (1) single consequence.

black-ken-dolls:

catstrus:

i fucking hate self care posts made by neurotypicals so here’s one from someone who Actually Gets It

-can’t shower or take a bath? me either. dry shampoo can make your hair look and feel cleaner, and baby wipes or makeup wipes work great to get the top layer of grime off your skin.

-can’t wash your sheets and make your bed? i feel you. push your blankets out of the way and shake the crumbs off your sheet. it will at least be a bit more comfortable.

-can’t even change out of your dirty pajamas? been there. hit yourself with some febreeze and a lint roller. if you can, brush your hair. if you can’t, hair ties and bobby pins are fantastic.

-can’t make anything to eat? same. if you can, there’s no shame in ordering food. in fact, it’s probably better you eat something rather than go hungry. if you can’t, try and find something that comes pre-made or takes minimal effort to make. at the very least, drink some water.

can’t respond to messages or reach out for help? yeah, i get that. set an alarm for a few hours from now and respond to any messages you need to once you’ve given yourself time to prepare. if they’re Important Messages that need Professional Responses, you can find fill-in-the-blank format rough drafts on google. as far as personal messages go, don’t feel bad for sending a mass “I’m sorry, I’m in a personal emergency right now. I’ll get back to you as soon as I can.” response to everyone.

-can’t even sleep because it’s so bad? asmr videos always knock me out, personally, but i also watch a lot of bob ross. just try to find something quiet and soothing to use as background noise and take your mind off it, or at least give you a more peaceful environment to think about it.

-can’t go for a walk/drive? try opening the blinds or curtains. you’re still exposing yourself to the outside world. baby steps. (i also play animal crossing or sims; it may be virtual but fuck it. i went on a walk.)

-can’t go into work/school? let people know. let your coworkers or classmates know it’s an emergency and you can’t make it. give yourself up to two days, but then you have to go back. ask to have your work emailed to you so you know what you missed.

-can’t brush your teeth and wash your face? makeup or baby wipes and gum or mouthwash. don’t let yourself physically rot bc you’re rotting emotionally.

-remember that you’ve been here before. if you survived then you can survive now. that’s what this is about- survival. you don’t have to be living your Best Life. right now, it’s more than enough that you’re alive.

This is the only self car masterpost I’ve ever seen that is feasible for severe depressive episodes

argonian-alchemist:

rossmallo:

sn0wbro:

captainsnoop:

memes i miss: Pooh Baseball

Ok so a lot of people are confused over this, allow me to give some clarity.

There’s this little flash game online from way way back, Pooh Baseball. 

It starts off innocently enough as a nice little baseball minigame, but soon spirals out of control. No, it’s not doing creepypasta shit, but it’s just the difficulty ramps up. IT RAMPS UP HARD. It starts off with just introducing curve balls and stuff like that, but then people start cheating. For instance, Tigger can do physics-obliterating zig-zag balls, and the owl’s ones would disappear in mid-air. It was severely difficult, and when 4chan’s /v/ got a hold of this, any incredulousness towards the game soon evaporated. I guarantee that any little kids back in the day probably gave up quickly, but the people from /v/, battlehardened from Dark Souls, Touhou, Wario Ware and all sorts of reflex-driven games, took it upon themselves to try and beat it. 

But then people from /v/ perservered and managed to push on and finally take on the final pitcher – Christopher Robin. 

And they discovered the true depths of hell. 

See, Chris is a cheating motherfucker. There is no other way to describe him. He took notes from every other pitcher (Or devoured all their souls to gain their power, depending on how memey you want to go with this), and can use every one of the tricks that the other pitchers can. 

AND HE CAN COMBINE THEM. 

This resulted in stuff like dissappearing zigzag balls and speed-changing screwballs. It was borderline impossible to beat him. 

I should stress: The people playing this were from /v/. There were men who could go toe-to-toe with Gwyn with no armour and come out on top. There were some who could take on Remillia Scarlet and escape without a hit. There were people who could get through Oblivion with never levelling up.

And they almost all fell against this child and his celestial pitching arm. 

And the memes began to flow.  

I’ve played it myself, and got up to 6. 

I don’t think I have the words to express how much I want to kick a nocturnal bird up the arse. 

Listen I can beat Bloodborne naked in under 3 hours, I can hunt Apex Rajang without carting, and I’ve cleared Devil May Cry on Hell and Hell difficulty.

But I could never in a million years beat Tigger.