yo-why-am-i-here:

istp

• always flirting
• is a giant nerd
• takes too long to text back

estp

• too hot?
• thinks they dance good
• actually dances like a white dad

isfp

• too nice
• lives off cat videos
• follows 74 food blogs

esfp

• talks really fast
• unfairly cute
• cares too much

istj

• always beats you at tic tac toe
• is a good boy
• touches all the fruit at grocery stores

estj

• overly competitive 
• nearly dead but not quite
• road rage

isfj

• uses pinterest
• wears mismatched socks
• is a dork

esfj

• self labled hipster
• fandom trash
• self reblogs

infp

• a e s t h e t i c
• sleeps for maybe 2 hours
• still somehow survives

enfp

• thinks he’s smooth
• can sleep on planes
• likes shiny things

infj

• freaking everywhere on tumblr
• gives great advice
• doesnt follow their own advice

enfj

• ❤
• owns a unicorn but wont tell me where it is
• drowning in tears

intp

• smol
• questionable methods
• is a weeb

entp

• has better hair than u
• is trash
• would do anything on a dare

intj

• absorbs ur life force
• bites straws
• suspected murderer

entj

• collects tears
• seems responsible
• is actually screaming inside