taluluto:

FANFIC CLICHES I AM TIRED OF “im not a p– porcelain doll im not gonna break” yeah buddy but your ass is. even if you use lots of lube a True Full Throttle Anal Pounding will wreck just about anyone. thats why they always tell you go slow. but this is fanfiction so i know youre not using lots of lube (aka, lol). youre using unscented lotion that you had in your room. and youre a virgin, and you thought you were straight till like 10 minutes ago, and youve never had anything in your butt before. you wanna know whats gonna happen if seme-chan goes harder, wise guy? youre gonna be bleedin. youre gonna be cryin. hes gonna freak out. try to stop. you didnt use lube so now hes stuck. he panics. knocks over a lamp. broken glass on the floor. he cuts his foot on the shards. now hes bleedin too. hes cryin. youre prolapsin. the ambulance is 50 miles away

soukokuweek:

Mark the date on your calendars folks! Soukoku Week will run again this year, from June 26July 2, 2017!

The Prompts

  • Day 1 – Sartorialism / 「Ah, heart, that believes in others more than itself」 – Sheep Song
  • Day 2 – Spring / 「That’s what being a partner means, right?」 – Dazai Osamu, Chapter 11
  • Day 3 – Historical AU / 「Your goody two-shoes act also puts me off.」 – Nakahara Chuuya, Chapter 31
  • Day 4 – Memento Mori / 「Once again, I chase my wish that slips through」 – Eien Misui Ni Good Bye
  • Day 5 – Horror AU / 「I’ll push myself to the limit and dye everything jet-black」 – DARKNESS MY SORROW
  • Day 6 – Inspirations from Real Life Authors / 「In my case, such an expression as ‘to be fallen for’ or even ‘to be loved’ is not in the least appropriate; perhaps it describes the situation more accurately to say that I was ‘looked after’.」 – No Longer Human
  • Day 7 – Free Day

General Rules & Guidelines

  • All submissions must be tagged with #soukokuweek.
    Please include what day and theme(s) your work is about within the post.

  • Other characters/pairings may be included, but soukoku must be the focus.
  • Any
    form of media is acceptable as long as it’s your own creation. This
    includes but is not limited to: fanart, fanfiction, graphics, metas,
    cosplay, AMVs, etc. Any reposted or edited work that is not yours (sourced or unsourced) will not be published.
  • Triggering and/or suggestive
    material is acceptable. However, please be aware that: 1.) NSFW art/graphics will need appropriate tags and warnings; and 2.) In addition to tags and warnings about the nature of the post, fanfictions/metas must also be put under a READ MORE.
  • Feel free to be as liberal with the given prompts as you wish; there are no wrong interpretations!

  • We will reblog all works tagged in #soukokuweek
    until one week after the conclusion of the event. You can also tag us with
    your posts or submit through the blog!

We would like to thank @malchikelf and @txintedsorrow for giving suggestions for Days 1 and 3.

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See you soon!