beeth0ven:

Mozart:

• gifted kid burnout™
• has not done laundry in 3 months
• orders water at starbucks
• LoVEs tO tYPe LIkE ThIS
• watches vines during AP Calc but somehow aced the final

Bach:

• loves turkey and always eats the most on thanksgiving 
• “get off my lawn!”
• grandpa friend
• has a dog named Spot
• Hetero™

Chopin:

• Poland stan
• loves van gogh 
• art bro
• has no shame in crying on the subway
• #PunchANazi
• quotes Voltaire 

Pachelbel: 

• basic white girl
• loves Pinterest
• “Lol i just don’t want the lesbains to hit on me”
• has one (1) black friend and therefore can’t possibly be racist 
• got married on a beach
• think positive uwu  

Tchaikovsky: 

• still uses “in soviet russia,” memes
• has a communist tumblr
• inexplicably loves Martin Freeman 
• lowkey violent
• ready to be carried away by the fae or adopted by the nymphs
• loves greek mythology

Saint-Saens:

• e m o
• brendon urie 2kForever
• loves halloween
• bleached their hair 17 times this month alone
• no friends

Beethoven: 

• “i’m not emo, i’m goth”
• once tried to hire a darkweb hitman but had no money
• #cripple punk
• unrequited love
• really loves Game of Thrones 
• social anxiety