ya I know u guys like to have James as the fun parent and Lily as the âfollow the fucking rulesâ parent but like
why would u have it that way round when u could have it the other way
Lily sending Harry a howler in his first year that everyone thinks will be telling him off for getting caught out duelling Draco but itâs actually like âMUM IS PROUD OF YOU YOU PRINCIPLED KIDâ with James in the background like âLILY EVANS WHAT ARE U DOING DONT ENCOURAGE HIMâ and Lily telling Harry how to charm his way out of detentions and after hearing about his attempts at duelling Draco in CoS she sends him a huge letter w detailed instructions of loads of defensive charms and basically continues like this throughout his school career bc standing up for whatâs right is more important than the rules
meanwhile James is fretting himself blind about how Harry is doing all this dumb shit and Lilyâs like âyou were literally so much worseâ and James is like âTHAT WAS DIFFERENTâ and when Remus becomes a teacher James writes to him like 3 times a day to check on Harry and Lily is all âJames please find ur chillâ and Remus finds the whole thing hilarious and tells Sirius who is immediately at the Evans Potter household to rip the shit out of James with delighted help from Lily
like why would you ever not have this hc itâs beautiful
did everyone just forget about when bill was attacked by greyback and he had a ton of scars and mrs weasley was like âoh better call off the weddingâ and fleur was like âwhy the fuck would we do thatâ and mrs weasley basically said that fleur only liked bill bc of his looks and fleur totally told her and was like âi love him no matter what he looks likeâ and she turned out to be really cool
I feel like fleur is underrated
what she said exactly was âiâm beautiful enough for both of usâ and honestly when has anything been more iconic
Fleur is constantly shit on bc sheâs pretty. Esp by Hermione and even Ginny. Fleur was a Triwizard Champion, deemed the most worthy in her entire school. Sheâs not stupid, and when Harry reminds the girls that sheâs not an idiot, both Hermione and Ginny accuse Harry of only sticking up for her because he thinks sheâs hot.
This smacks uncomfortably of the âgirls bring catty and hating the pretty girlâ bullshit.
Fleur never forgot that Harry saved her sister when he did not have to, and even at the time, she outright stated that she âdeserved zeroâ points for allowong the Grindylows to stop her.
Fleur is part veela⌠It is literally in her blood. She canât turn it off. And blaming her for guys being attracted to her is way to similar to âsheâs asking for itâ.
Mrs. Weasley, who is known in the fandom for taking in strays and loving everyone So Much, actively hated Fleur for over a year⌠With absolutely no concrete reason to do so. Ginny says that the only reason Bill likes Fleur is that âheâs always gone in for a bit of adventureâ. And imho this is one of the cattiest, most insulting things ever said in the entire series.
Fleur is the Elle Woods of the wizarding world. She has had to fight against her looks every step of the way, to prove that she belongs at the table. That she isnât just a pretty face. That she deserves the attention for her deeds or her words or her heart, not just because of her face. To not be objectified by everyone she meets, to make friends who care about her for who she is, not what she looks like.
I maintain this is why she chose Bill. He treats her like a person. And why she adores Harry. Harry has always treated her like a person too. He blushes when she kisses him, but heâs a 16yo boy, he blushes at everything. And when they first met, he was nervous around her⌠but he was also nervous around Cedric and Krum. It was because they were older than him, not because of a crush. Harry never once thought about asking her to the Ball.
At the Burrow, Harry doesnât stare at her or clamor for her to kiss him, or get distracted and drop things because sheâs nearby. Thatâs why she likes him. Nearly everyone else in that house is awful to her. Itâs really not a surprise that sheâs a bit snotty back.
Yes. Fleur is hella underappreciated, and I have Feelings about it.
Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.
this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am
He tried to use an advanced death magic spell to kill a baby. He literally doesnât know how to do anything without magic. Just drop it out a window my dude, babies are so delicate
thereâs something really interesting in this passage that I wanted to point out Trelawney assumes that Harry was born in midwinter because of his âdark hairâ and âmean statureâ and âtragic losses so young in lifeâ Tom Riddle was born in midwinter, is describe in CoS as resembling Harry, and his mother died right after his birth Harry has a piece of Voldemortâs soul in him thatâs why Trelawney made that assumption
I pointed this out in my Harry Potter class today and everyone started yelling and about five people told me to go to hell
My favourite thing about Trelawney is that she is almost always right, but in, like, the worst possible way.
Sheâs also correct in the southern hemisphere
Trelawneyâs predictions actually being accurate and no one realising it is one of my favourite Harry Potter headcanons â¤
I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them
Q âWhy is a raven like a writing desk?â A âYou shouldnât shove either up your arse.â ââŚTechnically, yes.â
Imagine it, a poor First Year is waiting outside the common room, they canât answer the riddle in a way to appease the eagle and must wait until someone else to answer it for them. Itâs getting late, theyâre starting to resign themselves to having to spend the night here.Â
Suddenly, their saviour comes! Itâs a seventh year! Back from a night finishing off their Araithmancy essay in the Library. They look angry, but our poor little first year squares their shoulders, waiting to see what will happen, and hope that theyâll keep the door open for them.Â
The Seventh Year bangs the handle against the wall, and a slightly disgruntled voice asks the question again: âWhat is the truth?â
The Student Replies, âThe Truth is that I am so fucking sick of all these mother fucking questions about stupid fucking topics like this you bloody fuck-witted bastard. Who in the name of Merlinâs saggy left testicle gives a fucking damn about all this shit anyway? Iâve been working my arse off in the library for the last seven hours now let me the fuck in or, truthfully, Iâll blast my way in and take you with me.â
The eagle knocker tutts, but allows the student entry anyway, and our little first year enters, eyes wide and in shock. They watch the seventh year go up to their bedroom, awe all over their face at their new hero. They did, indeed, learn something that day by waiting for someone to arrive, they learnt that swearing has a magic all of itâs fucking own, and that sometimes it is big and clever to use it.Â
The only head canon I will ever accept. Its both perfectly witty and fantastically assholish
witty and fantastically assholish⌠pretty much quintessential ravenclaw traits right there
My favorite version of this headcanon is that there is one Ravenclaw who went all seven years by answering the riddles with some variation of ânot a potatoâ and was only ever wrong once.
If you didnât read the books you wouldnât knowâŚ
Draco Malfoy personally made the Potter stinks buttons and nobody could fix them to say Harry was cool and shit, if they tried it would only make the insults worse
You wouldnât know Draco Malfoy was always right behind Hermione in grades
You wouldnât know Draco was seriously the most animated person at school and acted out everything.Â
You wouldnât know Draco got deeply offended when people didnât laugh at his jokes
You wouldnât know Draco created the Weasley is our King song, tune and all. (Probably in the shower or something because heâs such a weenie)Â
You wouldnât know Draco and Ron got into a fist fight in their first year
You wouldnât know about the huge knock down drag out between Draco, Harry and the rest of the Slytherin and Gryffindor quidditch team in their fifth year. (Harry  and Draco just fucking tackle each other and start whooping each others asses and itâs amazing.)
You would miss out on basically everything Draco says and does. Heâs a walking gold mine and Itâs upsetting the movies didnât devote a few seconds for any of his shit (Azkaban did an okay job)Â
You wouldnât know about the Weasley is our king buttons he made in fifth year either
You wouldnât know Draco didnât actually try and fight a Hippogriff
he was just petting him and offhandedly said that he was ugly. He didnât sprint over to him, he actually did all the bowing and what not.
If you didnât read the books you wouldnât know that Draco is the most annoyingly smart and artistic little shit youâve ever heard of.Â
you also wouldnât know that Harry was the only seeker who could beat him.
That he suffered from quite severe depression in book five. Quit Quidditch, stopped seeing his friends. He was depressed to the point of looking physically sick.
That when he confronted Dumbledore he said he had to kill Dumbledore because Voldemort had his family. Not because he was concerned for himself.
You wouldnât know that he was the only person able to find a way into Hogwarts passed Dumbledores protection spells.
you guys also miss out on the fact that Draco brilliantly sneaks some polyjuice potion from a potions lesson so that he can transform Crabbe and Goyle into different girls all the time so that no one suspected they were up to anything while the two of them guarded the area outside of the room of requirement for Draco.
you guys donât get to see how his âbig bad slytherin buddiesâ actually tried to calm him down on the train when he was obviously anxious about the whole Voldemort thing. he even calmly laid in Pansyâs lap while she played with his hair.
you guys donât know about Draco going to visit moaning Myrtle in her bathroom and how she admits that he opens up to her and how heâs sensitive and cries pretty often. and the whole fact that theyâre friends.
you guys even miss out on the fact that Draco and Harry meet before they introduce themselves in the handshake scene while theyâre being fitted for school robes in Diagon Alley, and Draco has a full conversation with Harry without even knowing who he is.
i donât think you even get a glimpse of the fact that Draco always receives letters and packages of sweets and stuff from home while heâs away at school.
i also canât stand the fact that they removed THIS SCENEand basically added the total opposite. how are you going to delete the best character development for Draco, and just make him weak? standing next to his fellow classmates and refusing to cross the courtyard when his family calls him, yelling âPotter!â when he realizes that Harry is actually alive and running towards him and throwing him a wand!! itâs the strongest, ballsiest, audience-mind-changingly scene possible, and they just throw it all away.
((sorry iâm just really salty about how he was portrayed in the movies ok))
Iâm internally screaming because this is everything that needs to be known by all of those havenât read the books and have the bALLS TO SAY THE MOVIES ARE BETTER
Remus Lupin fell asleep on the Quidditch bleachers in their second year. James Potter and Sirius Black and Peter Pettigrew woke him up, and they propped him up all the way up the stairs.
Remus Lupin fell asleep in the middle of Charms class. Peter Pettigrew took notes for the both of them all class and woke him up with a shoulder tap and a smile.
Remus Lupin fell asleep on the moving staircase in fifth year, and Lily Evans laughed so loudly she woke him up. He insisted he was just resting his eyes for a minute. They walked back to the common room together, and he threw an arm around her shoulder and they both pretended it wasnât because he was too weak to walk on his own.Â
Remus Lupin fell asleep in the common room, late in sixth year, and Sirius Black found him curled up on the couch with his Muggle book open on his chest. Sirius took the blankets off both their beds, because Moony got cold so easily, and dropped them over the other boy. He picked up his book and put it on the coffee table.
Remus Lupin fall asleep in the library, on top of his schoolwork in seventh year, and James, who was quite a bit taller than the other boy at this point, lifted him up and carried him to to their dorm room as gently as possible, grinning at his friend and shaking his head. He put him in his bed and turned off the light, heading outside, now late for the Quidditch practice he was supposed to be coaching.Â
Remus Lupin falls asleep on the Hogwarts Express, like he always used to do. No one wakes him. No one covers him.
He is woken by the cold rush of his worst memories and a face that looks too familiar and far too young.Â
Look me in the eyes and tell me that was necessary
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