if i’m reading a book and they use the phrase “buried in her” to describe the guy during het sex i’m legally allowed to sue for emotional damages
i had a dream last night that this got a couple thousand of notes and they were all discourse. lets hope this dream doesnt come to pass.
contenders: “sliding home”, “into the flower”, “pummeling that tight heat,” “fits my dick like a glove”, and my personal favorite, “jackhammering into her hot sex”
i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????
rb this with whether u say paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors
me normally: linguistic differences are so interesting and cool! I love hearing different dialectal variations.
me, reading “paper, scissors, rock” with my own two eyeballs: the lord is testing me
if you tell someone ‘no’ and they respond with “FINE……….” or “guess ill be all alone….” or “its okay im used to having my hopes crushed…….” or any of that guilt-inducing passive aggressive fuckery, cut them straight out of your life because you never deserve to feel bad for setting boundaries or speaking your mind.
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