IM SCREAMING – fadeslikewhispers

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

spookyscaryskeletitties:

tarradash:

sparkylurkdragon:

cerastes:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

tropiyas:

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh

“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”

– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize

“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”

– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise

this is the source for this text and it haunts me on a regular basis

“Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he’s created?”

-Steve Buscemi’s character in Spy Kids 2

metalslugx:

cvberdemon:

metalslugx:

jallox:

retainerofvirgo:

snoopingasusualisee:

snoopingasusualisee:

list of characters that would be weirdly sexualized if they were made today

so we’re just gonna stop the list right tf there

looking through the comments and reblogs.. oh boy

there’s definitely more but I’m not sure I want to subject myself to that horror

hey quick question how come out of all the pictures you could’ve chosen for Bloo you had to pick the one from a hentai parody

you recognized it

peggyleads:

legolastouchedthebutt:

nayx:

making my way downtown oh my fucking god where am i

#that should not have been as funny as it was

teashoesandhair:

vicmorrowsghost:

rustandruin:

I’m dying.

@teashoesandhair I feel like you made this.

I wish! I 100% want tickets to the world premiere, though.

monticellomarshmallow:

‘I’m like a witch and you can’t kill me’

I love him. He’s out here absolutely slaying. My boi from Scranton PA.

cryptfly:

buckyayo50:

amariscorvo:

corey-once-again:

s3nnr3nn:

turing-tested:

fun personality quiz here 🙂 don’t take it if you’re paranoid but you agree with the results let me know!

okay so the paranoia thing was definitely a useful warning because I was a stubborn little dick and took it anyway, and now my heart’s racing BUT the results were honestly freakishly accurate how the fuck did you get that much about me from weird blurry shape preferences

anyway so this post is a psychological horror game.

I didn’t come to be called out like this

… don’t like that.

Quick question what the FUCK how did it KNOW

shaxaphone:

growlithed:

bertiebotts-theymeaneveryflavour:

breadboxes:

breadboxes:

what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot

“where did my van gogh”

the correct pronunciation of “gogh” is “goff”, you uncultured swine

fuck gogh

Well actually, British people pronounce it “goff” and American people pronounce it “go” and unfortunately, both are wrong. Vincent Van Gogh is dutch so his name is actually pronounced “van KHOCK” so suck my gogh

badspacedads:

no context thor: ragnarok

anexperimentallife:

seekanewerworld:

#2017 mood