ENFP: Either pillow princess or powerbottom, depending on how they feel that day
INFP: Pretends to be a top, but you so much as touch their shoulder and they turn into the neediest bottom ever
ISTP: service top
ESTP: selfish top
INTP: vers
ENTP: vers and down for anything
ISTJ: service top
ISFJ: service bottom
ESFJ: His/Her Royal Highness Pillow Princess
ESTJ: tireless service top
INTJ: p o w e r b o t t o m
ENTJ: scary top
ENFJ: enthusiastic service top
INFJ: vers, but only either an attentive service top or an emotional bottom
ISFP: Anything and everything you want if you ask nicely and give them a scooby snack after
ESFP: Just happy to be there
Tag: infp
idk why I made this
Little things that make each type happy
ESFP – Making others smile and enjoy themselves. Seeing the bright side of any situation. Being in good company with loved ones and people who want to have fun. Enjoying life without having to stress about responsibilities. Shared interests. Affection.
INFJ – simple and quiet surprises that show them they are loved. Alone time. Reading. And ultimately being able to serve a greater and very real purpose in life.
ENFJ – when they have provided for their family and friends completely. When they feel appreciated by the people around them, and when they feel loved. People who are patient with them, and aren’t overly demanding. When someone truly listens to the ENFJ and allows them to vent and express themselves.
INFP – having people in their lives who will listen to them and allow them to be themselves without judgement. Listening to music or reading for hours. Time spent with people they care for. In depth conversations. Making people smile. Random acts of kindness. Positive displays of affection. Warm hugs.
ENFP – inspiration. The feeling of being truly connected to others on a deep and meaningful level. Sharing honest and sincere dialogue with other people. The possibilities and beauty that the world around them possesses. Reading. Exploration. Coffee. And maybe a little romance.
INTJ – being allowed to achieve a goal or accomplish a task their own way. Being able to connect with someone who has the same hunger for knowledge that they do. Being around someone who understands them, and appreciates the way that they are. When a well-crafted plan comes together beautifully. Cracking an intellectual puzzle. Good books.
ENTJ – being noticed for their accomplishments and their intelligence. When they have people who are undeniably loyal to them no matter what. Dominating in an intellectual argument. Being able to passionately express their goals and desires. When a plan unfolds smoothly before their very eyes. Honesty. Personal growth. Success.
INTP – feeling like someone understands their intentions. Being able to share their interests with the people they care about without judgement. Being around people who appreciate their sense of humor. Being given space when they need it, being allowed to process their emotions without pressure. The freedom to do what they enjoy. Electronics of varying kinds. Games that are mentally stimulating. Reading. Caffeine.
ENTP – being able to have in depth debates with intelligent people. Being able to banter back and forth without the other person becoming offended. Exploring all the new possibilities that the world has to offer. People who appreciate their unique brand of humor, and who will laugh at their jokes sincerely. Winning. Randomness. Sarcasm.
ISTJ – when they are appreciate for the hard-work that they put into everything they do. When they are noticed for their honesty, dedication and loyalty. Being allowed to have alone time. When others respect their rules and actually listen to them. Gestures and surprises to show they are appreciated. Order. Structure. Honesty.
ESTJ – when people respect their rules and regulations. Being appreciated for what they do and how hard they work for others. People understanding that they aren’t intentionally so harsh, and that they truly care. Efficiency. Television. Having someone else prepare a delicious meal for them.
ISFJ – knowing that their loved ones are cared for and happy. Being able to provide for the people they love. When the people surrounding them are respectful and mindful of others. Nostalgia. A delicious home cooked meal. Quiet time curled up with a good book. Simple comforts. Traditions. Holidays.
ESFJ – feeling like the people they love truly appreciate them and want them around. When people confide in them, and express that they trust them. Being told they did something well, and that others are impressed with them. Taking the pressure off of their loved ones. Making others happy. Being loved unconditionally. Smiling. Love. Compassion.
ISTP – having the freedom to do whatever they want to do. Absorbing as much knowledge as they can, and implementing it in the real world. Being relaxed and not feeling pressured to express themselves. Being able to explore new and fun activities. The outdoors. Video games. Really good food.
ESTP – knowing that others admire them and truly enjoy being around them. Making others laugh, and being made to laugh themselves. Going on adventures. Exploring new and exciting things. Being understood. When people appreciate their knowledge and respect how intelligent they are. Reading. Time to think.
ISFP – being allowed to be themselves freely without judgement. Being reminded that they are loved. Little surprises and gifts from the people they care about. Feeling carefree. Being with loved ones. The little things that many people take for granted. Good music. Warm rain. All things nature.
The Types according to similarminds.com
I picked the “funniest” and strangest things that this website wrote as parts of the description of every type. Enjoy. (some types had more weird descriptions than others)
ISFP: “prone to discontentment”
ESFP: “dislikes science fiction”, “values organized religion”
ISTP: “can be insensitive to the misfortunes of others”, “anti-tattoos, anti counter culture”
ESTP: “content”
ISTJ: “does not appreciate strangeness”, “anti-tattoos”
ESTJ: “does not like weird or strange people / things – intolerant of differences”
ISFJ: “prone to crying”, “afraid of many things”
ESFJ: “loves getting massages”
INFJ: “attracted to sad things”
ENFJ: “anti-tattoos”
INTJ: “not much fun”, “familiar with darkside” (bonus: “dictator” was among the favored careers)
ENTJ: “desires fame/acclaim, image focused, narcissistic”
INTP: "does not think they are weird but others do", “does not like happy people”, “more likely to support marijuana legalization”
ENTP: “experience junky”, “pro-weed legalization”(this time is no doubt true, apparently) (bonus: “dictator”, “assassin”, “cia agent” and “fbi agent” were among the favored careers)
I really envy ENTPs now, or I want one as my friendINFP: “wounded at the core”
you have no idea how much I laughed, “prone to dreaming about a rescuer”ENFP: “attracted to strange things”, “easily talked into doing silly things”
your fave is problematic: mbti
istp
- always flirting
- is a giant nerd
- takes too long to text back
estp
- too hot?
- thinks they dance good
- actually dances like a white dad
isfp
- too nice
- lives off cat videos
- follows 74 food blogs
esfp
- talks really fast
- unfairly cute
- cares too much
istj
- always beats you at tic tac toe
- is a good boy
- touches all the fruit at grocery stores
estj
- overly competitive
- nearly dead but not quite
- road rage
isfj
- uses pinterest
- wears mismatched socks
- is a dork
esfj
- self labled hipster
- fandom trash
- self reblogs
infp
- a e s t h e t i c
- sleeps for maybe 2 hours
- still somehow survives
enfp
- thinks he’s smooth
- can sleep on planes
- likes shiny things
infj
- freaking everywhere on tumblr
- gives great advice
- doesnt follow their own advice
enfj
- ❤
- owns a unicorn but wont tell me where it is
- drowning in tears
intp
- smol
- questionable methods
- is a weeb
entp
- has better hair than u
- is trash
- would do anything on a dare
intj
- absorbs ur life force
- bites straws
- suspected murderer
entj
- collects tears
- seems responsible
- is actually screaming inside