do you ever hear a straight person speak and you’re like “you know what… thank god I’m gay”
Tag: it me
my ultimate life hack? i like, never wear makeup except for occasions where i want to feel overly hot/professional. this way, people who see me everyday won’t be shocked when i don’t wear makeup, they will instead be shocked at how much hotter i can become. how much potential i don’t unlock for no reason other than laziness
2016: crying over fictional characters.
2017: crying harder over fictional characters.
no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,
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Depression
Anxiety
Dissociation
the “I’ve never seen this show, but can tell you the entire plot because I keep up with the gifs on tumblr” squad
Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times! I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!
Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE
i am mature enough to admit though that my reaction to love triangles isn’t always ‘threesome’ and is sometimes ‘let’s toss that one guy off a cliff’
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