The Signs as Aztec Deities.

Aries: Xiuhtecuhtli was the god of fire, day and heat. He was the lord of volcanoes, the personification of life after death.

Taurus: Tonacacihuatl was a creator and goddess of fertility and associated with procreation.

Gemini: Tlaloc was supreme god of the rain and also was associated with the spring.

Cancer: Metztli was goddess of the moon, the night, and farmers.

Leo: Tonatiuh was the sun god. The Aztec people considered him the leader of heaven.

Virgo: Chicomecoatl was the goddess of agriculture. She is usually distinguished by being shown carrying ears of maize.

Libra: Quetzalcoatl was related to gods of the wind, of the planet Venus, of merchants and of arts, crafts and knowledge.

Scorpio: Mictecacihuatl was the queen of the underworld, ruling of the afterlife and she was known as the “Lady of the Dead”.

Sagittarius: Tepeyollotl was the god of earthquakes, echoes and jaguars. He is the god of the Eighth Hour of the Night.

Capricorn: Itzpapalotl was a fearsome skeletal warrior goddess who ruled over the paradise world of Tamoanchan.

Aquarius: Ehecatl was the god of the wind and he attracted the clouds with rain for the fields.

Pisces: Chalchiuhtlicue was the goddess of water, rivers, seas, streams and storms. She was represented as a river.

astrologistics:

Says they’re patient and they are: Sagittarius, Virgo, Libra

Says they’re patient and they’re not: Aries, Cancer, Aquarius

Says they’re not patient and they are: Taurus, Pisces, Gemini

Says they’re not patient and they’re not: Capricorn, Scorpio, Leo

Aries –
You’re like a doll that was sewn up inside out. Your button eyes aren’t even and there’s still a tear that they missed at the top of your stomach, right between your ribcage. It leaks sometimes, lets your guts spill out and everybody just stands back and watches the gory details. Covering it with your hands won’t keep it all in, it’s just going to leave you with dirty hands.

Taurus –
You know when you first move into your new house and you still get lost in the hallways? You’ve memorized the floor plan of another place but soon enough you’re going to lose the reflex that takes you back to your doorway. Muscle has to be trained. Making a difference all starts with which way you choose to turn your feet today.

Gemini –
After awhile of doing the same thing, you start to lose interest. A hobby turns into a job. A person turns into baggage. So you throw it away and wash your hands and pick up your passport and start over. You keep having to look over your shoulder, seeing the faces of everyone you’ve ever wronged trying to track you down. Tread carefully before you turn yourself into a voodoo doll.

Cancer –
Lucid dreaming is something of a worthless skill. Your nightmares come from your own mind and there’s no running from that. It’s going to catch up. You can’t outrun something that’s been training all it’s life. Stand your ground and demand that this body is your home and your thoughts are only fleeting visitors.

Leo –
There’s going to come a time when you’re going to set your keys down in a new spot. Hang your jacket on a different hook. Sacrifice your side of the bed. All for the sake of being able to come home to somebody at the end of the night. You’re going to let yourself curl up next to something new and safe and it’s going to be yours and it’s going to be the only thing you care about having in the same spot.

Virgo –
It’s beautiful to fall in love with all the little things of your daily life. When your blanket falls against you like a feather at the end of the night. Drawing on the fogged up mirrors of the bathroom. The sky doesn’t have a color your eye can ever identify. Being able to dream with your eyes wide open is one of the rarest traits around. Learn to love this place that you’ve invented.

Libra –
There should be a trademark and copyright next to your name. You’re something that isn’t so easily duplicated and mass produced. Rather than hating the way you stand apart, learn to embrace that individuality. You don’t need to blend into your surroundings. You’re not a chameleon. Stop trying to be a part of the same tide that can turn it’s back on you in a millisecond and pull you under.

Scorpio –
Everybody is always mystified by your intensity and the fact that you’re an enigma. I find it more interesting when you manage to lose yourself in the moment. You’re a whirlwind when your favorite song comes on and there’s nothing in the world that could keep your feet on the ground. The air above knows you better than anyone else. There’s no love song that could come close to the light behind your eyes.

Sagittarius –
You’re always the one doing the leaving and you try to stay so stoic and strong but you can’t tell me you don’t miss having somebody to share it all with. This world is too big to stay on your own. You’re contagious and everybody is willing to let you in even if they know you’re going to leave. Prove them wrong. Stay this time.

Capricorn –
You can sit there and act like the rest of the world doesn’t understand and maybe they don’t. But we both know I know you better than my own hands most days. I’d compare you to a splinter or maybe a paper cut but you got deeper under my skin that that. I’ve spent a lot of time trying to write you in a way that will make sense but I can’t. You’re something I can’t wrap up into words and I wouldn’t take you any other way.

Aquarius –
There’s a lot of times you’re going to have to find the silver lining when there’s nothing but darkness for days. You’re going to want to cave in on yourself and disappear into it. Make yourself become a part of the abyss. But that’s not you. You’re the stars being born, becoming brighter every day. Don’t let anybody tell you that your spark is fading out.

Pisces –
I hate seeing you try to turn into something dark. You’re letting them all sink their claws in and scratch and tear and stretch you out to fit their descriptions. They think they can just take and tear you apart to get what they need out but then they leave you. You’ve always been a giver and you don’t know any other way, but I’m telling you there’s something better out there. Only share parts of yourself with people that are willing to put something back in.

poetry for the signs #7,

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the signs in a zombie apocalypse

ARIES: makes themselves the leader but always leads ppl into trouble
TAURUS: complains about having to eat canned food
GEMINI: forgets not to talk when zombies are nearby
CANCER: gets shit done but complains they have to do everything
LEO: constantly upset by the fact that their hair is oily
VIRGO: demands that everyone should focus on acquiring deodorant
LIBRA: tries to make sure everyone stays in a good mood
SCORPIO: is happy that they can now kill something without guilt
SAGITTARIUS: must prove that they can kill the most zombies
CAPRICORN: finds an actual safe place to hide bc everyone is incompetent
AQUARIUS: starts daydreaming then gets bit
PISCES: cries

The Signs As Mythical Beings

Aries: a werewolf with an art gallery filled with various paintings of them killing the moon in various ways

Taurus: a minotaur with a flourishing flower and delectable vegetable garden

Gemini: A shapeshifter that never brings a change of clothes but always drops the bass

Cancer: a genie that has a magic vodka bottle and gives you three reasons why you wish you didn’t fuck with them

Leo: a sphinx that just wants to have a conversation with others but no one understands what its saying because it only speaks in txt lol

Virgo: an elf that tries to help others by leaving sticky notes that say “reuse, reduce, and recycle”

Libra: a woodland fairy that wears fur coats and lives in a fucking penthouse in the most poppin part of the forest

Scorpio: a vampire that CAN stand in the sun but chooses not to

Sagittarius: a thunderbird that always forgets its sunglasses every time it leaves to a different country

Capricorn: a very rational dragon that is the CEO of Western Bank Of Mythical Beings

Aquarius: a wizard that didn’t go to hogwarts because it was too mainstream

Pisces: a unicorn that stashes all its apples in its sex dungeon

the signs and their downsides

astrosoeur:

Aries: is both the protagonist & antagonist of their own life
Taurus: constantly torn between what they want and what they need
Gemini: doesn’t know how to function without stimulation
Cancer: they make “homes” out of people, and relies on others rather than themselves for a sense of security.
Leo: sees everyone as a threat or competition
Virgo has an all-consuming fear of insignificance and lacking in all forms (major preoccupation with proving their worth)
Libra: frequently loses their sense of self (by tending to define themselves by their friends & the people they surround themselves with)
Scorpio: extreme distrust in not only others but also in themselves, seeing their emotions & obsessions as treacherous
Sagittarius: has bouts of overwhelming loneliness and emptiness (and will do anything to fill the void)
Capricorn: can’t handle failure, it feels like the end of the world to them
Aquarius: has an existential crisis every other week
Pisces: constantly waiting for something to happen, having absurdly high hopes & therefore getting them crushed over and over again.

lipstickstainer:

alright listen you lil shits!!

Aries: 8/10 y’all are chill af but got a demonic side to y’all and it’s like ummmm …. pls calm down thank u

Taurus: 8/10 y’all be chillin too but sometimes y’all just pop off out of know where and you’re like ???? damn do you need to step outside or??

Cancer: 4/10 …. honestly like idk wtf y’all be on but pls go take a nap and don’t bother anyone but your own sign and your sign only thank u

Gemini: 6/10 most of the time YALL are great and I try to give y’all the benefit of the doubt but then y’all feel like y’all got too much freedom and just burn down buildings for fun I can’t keep up pls stop

Leo: 5/10 … y’all get an extra 3 points because y’all are a fire sign but honestly … calm down???? why are you so dramatic??? omfg like homie listen it’s not that big of a deal

Virgo: 9/10 honestly YALL are really nice but y’all really be so high on a horse like …. come down …. stop …. you’re not god ….

Libra: 7.5/10 y’all got this cute charm thing going on for y’all but y’all are indecisive, ugreatful, manipulative, impossible, cry baby assholes like fuck stfu

Scorpio: 7/10 y’all make great friends but y’all get pissy over the stupidest shit, can’t control ya emotions, act like the world owes you something, y’all have this fucking god-complex that everyone says aquarians have like holy fuck listen buddy, life is not black & white, everyone likes typical shit like the color pink but also likes to watch gory movies you are not “different”

Sagittarius: 9/10 we’re fucking awesome but shit we be too much sometimes and we never fucking deal w our emotions and we run away from shit when it gets too hard but judge tf outta others when they do it

Capricorn: 9.5/10 almost perfect but not there because you’re constantly over worrying shit, judge people, act like y’all are better than everyone, pretend your life isn’t a constant mess because you’ve painted a perfect picture for everyone and your closet is a fucking mess

Aquarius: 7/10 y’all chill too but you never answer your fucking phone, you barely go around your family or friends, you pop up out of the blue, your sc is always lit but tu never invite anyone, you never sleep, always forget to eat and only exist when you feel like it

Pisces: 6/10 do you even exist???? where tf you be at???? why y’all so salty and bratty??? why do y’all act like we gotta be nice to you cause your feelings are so sensitive like damn bitch ain’t no one care drink some damn orange juice