“The Types Based on my Experience” – an ENFP

i-just-get-worse:

INTJ
– Has too many extra curricular
– Low- key brags about achievements
– Will and won’t hesitate to roast someone.
– They type of person to read during lunch
– Books.
– Kinda clingy, but in the best way?
– “Let me sleep— I only slept an hour last night.”

INTP
– Talks to them-self sometimes
– Likes to make random google searchers
– Master at BSing
– Why do they know so much about obscure concepts and theories?
– My random facts buddy
– “Have you heard of cerebropathy?”

ENTJ
– Tries to control me (for the greater good I guess)
– Great at logic puzzles
– If there was an apocalypse— I would want to paired with them.
– Seems like they got their life together
– A bit of a neat freak
– Will not deal with your shit, but will still help you?
– “I need more coffee to deal with all of you people.”

ENTP
-FITE ME
– Is super intimidating at first glance
– Secretly a softy
– will not hesitate to start a debate
– loves politics
– If you tell them a fact they ask where you got it
– Likes to read Edgar Allen Poe and romance novels
– “ Are you sure? Where did you read that?”

INFJ
– Nice friend
– Poker face
– Everyone thinks that they have chill
– has no chill
– Loves cats and babies
– Great listener
– Has too many feelings and bottles them up
– “OMG!!! I LOVE MUGS!!! I LOVE PURPLE!!!! LOOK AT THIS ITS A PURPLE MUG!!!!”

INFP
– Easily flustered
– Will hate you and you will never know
– Once you know them— they’ll argue with you about their opinions.
– Anime nerd
– Wears over-sized glasses
– Gestures a lot when talking
– Roasts me about everything
– Has an unhealthy obsession for cats
– Self deprecation 101
– “ I don’t know what your tal- *gestures and hits someone with arm*- OMG!!! I am so sorry.”

ENFJ
– Identity crisis all day everyday
– Likes to do power poses
– Will do random acts of kindness
– Knits
– Soft
– Really imaginative
– Will do stupid stuff to make a sad friend happy again
– You can’t not like them
– “A toast to spongebob and Bob Marley.”

ENFP (not me— another ENFP)
– Loves to art
– Procrastinates kinda(?). It just takes them a long time to do their work
– Is very smol
– Low-key manipulative
– Great at fake accents
– Has the voice of an angel
– Awesome dancer
– “ Oh look, it’s a birb. *makes chicken noises*”

ISTJ
– Is in all my advanced classes
– Gets annoyed with me really easily
– Likes to bake
– Has ten sources to back up one fact
– Will binge watch Crash Course
– Secretly loves bird memes
– Determined
– “Baking is a science. It isn’t just measuring and mixing— it’s watching the chemical re- *rants about for ten minutes*”

ISFJ
– Literally a cinnamon roll
– Are too caring
– Seriously they are going to get hurt one day
– Mom friend
– When they get mad everyone freaks out
– Will fight you if you hurt their loved one
– “Are you okay? Do you need a band- aid? I have a first aid kit in my backpack.”

ESTJ
– Law and order
– Is practically the teacher
– Strong moral base
– Does not tolerate lying
– Can see your soul
– Loves dark chocolate and hot chocolate
– Eats the same thing for lunch everyday
– Will lay down the law
– “I just told them to kindly leave me alone because their fake personalities were annoying me.”

ESFJ
– Will appear out of no-where
– Social Butterfly
– EVERYONE knows them
– Loves to sing, but is sadly tone deaf
– Can do really intricate pranks and succeed
– Teachers pet, but not nerdy in any way
– “Hi! My name’s ESTJ. What’s your weight— I mean, name?”

ISTP
– Loves workshop
– Is great at video games
– Everyone thinks they listen to punk rock, but they actually listen to Country music
– Can be bossy
– Likes to wear flannel
– Is really chill
– “I had one job, to finish my homework. Did I do it? Nope.”

ISFP
– Can’t art
– Can write like there is not tomorrow
– Can also play piano really well, but they never took lessons
– Have eyes filled with wonder
– Great at makeup
– Has good fashion sense
– Thinks shoes are a social construct.
– They have a bucket list written
– Has great stories
– “I once went to an upscale hotel and hijacked the penthouse level with my friends.”

ESTP
– Loves to play pranks and do stupid stuff
– Is flexible af
– Laughs weirdly
– Has the best ideas
– Smart, but really lazy
– p r o c r a s t i n a t i o n
– “Move I’m gay.”

ESFP
– Acts like they had five cups of coffee
– Really likes unicorns
– Is a theatre kid
– Wait for it…. they never stop quoting Hamilton
– Great at lying
– Really, really funny
– Loves everything smol
– Everyone loves them
– “Bill Nye the science guy– history has its eyeesss ON YOOOOUUUUUU.”

Things I Didn’t Know Were Symptoms of C-PTSD

iwantasecretgarden:

  • Getting overwhelmed in crowds
  • Getting upset or angry at a loud alarm
  • Ordinary nightmares (that have nothing to do with the circumstances, just stupid nightmares much more often than the average person)
  • Getting sharp pains in your back/neck/collarbones that make it hard to breathe (due to hypervigilance/constant high anxiety)
  • Learning that “high anxiety” does not mean “generalized anxiety” like other people have with panic attacks and not feeling that they can accomplish thing. PTSD anxiety just means this frenetic energy that makes you want to talk/think/do things (even as an introvert) to avoid stopping.
  • Feeling constantly bored like you have to chase after something, even if you’re just at home: I spend hours on tumblr, pinterest, watching tv, reading books, making art, never just laying there alone…because if you stop…the darkness is there
  • Thinking up stories before bed. This is a symptom of high anxiety because you’re trying to calm down and fall asleep in a “safe world” where people are looking out for you and caring for you.
  • Trouble falling asleep (which is distinct from insomnia) because turning off electronics etc. doesn’t help since your heartrate/fight or flight response is engaged
  • Periods of racing heart (mine has gotten to 120bpm for five hours) that make you feel like you’re waiting for something to happen
  • Exaggerated startle response. When I was a kid I used to hide behind corners to surprise my sisters. Two years ago my friend hid under my desk to scare me. I literally screamed, fell out of the chair, and started crying. She was laughing because she thought the joke went well, and then got concerned because I kept crying.
  • Purposefully “tanking” a bad day with sad music/tv/movies/books because it “was already ruined anyway”

spoonmeb:

coleoptera-kinbote:

vassraptor:

music-in-the-bell-jar:

masrekaya:

legacysam:

hmwhatthehell:

do u ever feel like you’ve accidentally tricked certain people into thinking you are smarter and have more potential than you actually do and do you ever think about how disappointed they’ll be when you inevitably crash and burn

Fun fact: Impostor Syndrome is ridiculously common among high-achievers, particularly women. If you identify with this post, odds are pretty good that you’re exactly as smart as people think you are, and the failure you’re afraid of isn’t inevitable at all.

Even Maya Angelou stated, “I have written 11 books, but each time I think, ‘Uh oh, they’re going to find out now. I’ve run a game on everybody, and they’re going to find me out.’”

and don’t forget this is one of the psychological barriers placed in by thousands years of patriarchy and male supremacy.

My computer science professor actually talked about this on the first day, it was really cool.

Fun brutal fact: in addition to the existence of imposter syndrome, being “twice exceptional” (also known as 2e) is also a thing. That means being intellectually gifted AND ALSO having a disability that affects your ability to succeed at study or work. Such as ADHD, autism, dyslexia, dyscalculia, etc etc etc. A lot of people believe that it’s not possible to be both, but it very much is.

Society tends to have very high expectations for how well gifted people will perform. Society tends to have low expectations for how well disabled people will perform. Society tends to attribute invisible disabilities, including mental illness, to a failure of willpower or effort or a bad attitude.

So if you read this post and went “no, but seriously, this is not just low self esteem on my part, people keep thinking I’m smart and then I keep crashing and burning and disappointing them and they can’t understand why I didn’t live up to their expectations, it happens again and again and when I tell someone how I feel and ask for help, they just tell me to stop being so hard on myself and that I’ll succeed if I have more self-confidence,” it is not just you.

(Also, one of the previous posts in this thread buried the lede a little. Imposter syndrome is ridiculously common in people from underrepresented groups in academia and other high pressure/high status fields, particularly women and people of colour. Maya Angelou did not only feel out of place because she was a woman.)

This essay also totally changed my view on the intersection of impostor syndrome and mental illness.

Thanks for adding race to this post cause too cause white supremacy has a whole lot to with this.

benepla:

my sexualities were like:
“I’m straight. Of course.”
“I’m….pansexual”
“I’m a demiromantic demisexual grey ace gynephile pisces moon blood type A–”
“im a fucking lesbian oh my god that was exhausting”