personally I like to think steve’s birthday isn’t actually July 4th but someone asked him when his birthday was when he was doing his little show tour thingy and he just said it as an accident and/or a panic response in a bid to seem even more patriotic and everyone believed him and now it’s like 100 years later and he’s too deep in the lie to back out now bc he knows all the avenger’s would fucking publicly roast him if he admitted july 4th wasn’t actually his birthday- like he would literally never live that down- so he lives his life in fear that some bitch ass historian is gonna find his birth certificate and expose him
avengers: happy birthday, steve!
bucky, eyes narrowing: what the fuck your birthday isn’t until-
steve, holding back tears: shut up
Bucky tries to hand him a birthday card one cold December day, and Steve tackles him out a window before anyone else can see what he’s holding
Your annual reminder that according to the novelisation of Thor: Ragnarök, Loki thinks chocolate fountains are fictional concept and that such a wonderful thing couldn’t possibly exist
I mean chocolate fountains are exactly the kind of indulgent stuff Asgard would have and fountains aren’t that big of a technological challenge for a magical space kingdom so I assume the chocolate is the problem. Maybe it just exists on Earth and is super-rare because no one wants to go there to get some and. Loki is probably a slut for chocolate in general and not least of all BECAUSE it’s super rare and expensive for Aesir. Loki can probably be bought at the price of 1 chocolate cake. The Avengers could have stopped the invasion so much easier.
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