Tag: naruto

davidalleynes:

irishfino:

davidalleynes:

davidalleynes:

kishimoto: Sasuke is a prodigy ninja

me, who spent the last 300+ chapters reading about Sasuke getting his ass beat concave:

LIST OF PEOPLE WHO BEAT SASUKE’S ASS:

  1. That kid from the first arc with the mask
  2. That dude from the first arc with the huge sword
  3. His brother
  4. Kakashi, I think
  5. Orochimaru
  6. I’m pretty sure Rock Lee beat his ass physically, emotionally, or spiritually at least three times
  7. Naruto
  8. That big tiddy lady from the chunin arc
  9. A math problem
  10. Killer Bee
  11. His brother, again
  12. Gaara
  13. I don’t remember if Neji ever physically fought him but I’m pretty sure Neji used his petty gay shade powers to own Sasuke at least once
  14. Jiraiya I think
  15. Tsunade, definitely
  16. Literally all of the Akatsuki
  17. Himself

18. op of this post

19. Everyone who reblogs this post. RB to kick sasuke’s ass

kakashienthusiast:

kakashienthusiast:

coming off anbu kakashi probably has a terrifying reputation i bet absolutely no one gives him shit until this squad of twelve year olds show up and rip him to fucking shreds its so fucking funny

kakashi: *is extremely good at killing, has reputation for being cold-blooded and willing to kill fellow konoha shinobi*

naruto (twelve, doesn’t know about any of that shit): haha your hair looks bad old man

“Oooh Kakashi is so badass and damaged and dark and angst omg the angsttttt”

cherubbie:

jennymstead:

hatakekakashilovesdogs:

I’ve been seeing a lot of this and yeah he is all that but listen

His ‘secret attack’ against his student was poking the kid in the butt hard enough to launch said student through the air

He reads books (explicit romance novels mind you), naps, and juggles kitchen utensils while fighting and training other ninja

He delivered vegetables to his student because he knew the kid wasn’t eating a balanced diet and it Concerned Him

He spent a whole day wearing a second face mask under his regular one JUST in case the opportunity arose to further fuck with his students who were trying to unmask him (which he knew about. and let them spend hours trying their half-baked schemes to do so JUST FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES)

He literally giggles out loud to himself while reading his porny melodrama dime store rags

He tricks his subordinate into footing the bill for food on the regular, like he can pay for that shit he just does it for the sheer pleasure of yanking this guy’s chain

He was only defeated by his students in battle when they took advantage of what a huge fucking fangirl he is

He will sass absolutely anyone, at every opportunity. His students, his peers, his boss, his mortal enemies even as they are raining fatal blows down on his head and he has one foot in the grave he will still deliver snarky sarcasm with his last breath

He has a wealth of varied, elaborate and deadly attacks that have earned him fame across all the ninja lands, but his weapons of choice are lightning… And dogs. Actual puppy dogs. That he dresses up in little matching ninja costumes

And people accused me of writing him OOC…. this post screams my reasonings

one of his dogs is named biscuit

its this one:

that’s biscuit the ninja dog