The series of faces you make when someones messing with your butthole and you’re trying to figure out if you like it or not.
Laughed waaaay harder than I should have
Omfg stop
Tag: nfsw
List of Vocal Sounds for Smut
I present to you a – probably quite incomplete, I’m sure I’m missing a lot of speech sounds – reference list and a bit of a guideline for the different ways one can describe the sounds your characters make whilst writing smut. I’ll definitely be referring to it, because I sometimes get stuck on exactly how to describe a particular noise. (aka, “he can’t groan again, he just groaned last paragraph”)
Sounds (noun, both independently and describing speech): breath/breathe, gasp, moan, groan, pant, whimper, whine, shout, yelp, hiss, grunt, cry, scream, shriek, sob, growl, curse, sound, sigh, hum, noise, squeak, snarl, howl, roar, mewl, wail, choke, keen, purr
Sounds (noun, describing speech): rasp, husk, drawl, plea, murmur, whisper, beg
Descriptors (adjective): loud, hushed, quiet, low, high, high-pitched, little, tiny, soft, deep, unrestrained, restrained, strained, breathy, rough, sudden, short, drawn-out, sharp, harsh, hard, thick, smooth, thin, heavy, impassioned, insistent, hungry, passionate, repeated, filthy, debauched, sweet, slow, deliberate, guttural, languid, surprised, husky, distracted, happy, pleased, satisfied, wordless, cut-off, bitten-off, contented, hoarse, extended, long, depraved, aching, choked, strangled, broken, helpless, shuddering, shaky, trembling, urgent, needy, desperate, wanton, shattered, pained, eager
Combine a descriptor and a sound for best effect – for example, “needy moan,” “pleased hum,” or “sudden scream.” You can even use two: “low, rough grunt,” “sweet little cry,” “desperate, filthy noise,” as long as you don’t repeat a word that means the same thing, unless you really want to emphasize it. Avoiding repetition is pretty key here. You don’t usually want to say “hushed, quiet gasp” except on rare occasions when it’s very important how soft the sound was.
Use your own common sense, as well; some sounds and descriptors don’t generally work well together. “Deliberate shriek” probably wouldn’t work well, and neither would “languid grunt,” but again, this is all very situational – play around! Have fun.
Feel free to add to my lists, use for your reference or pass them around. It would be fun to see a randomized generator made, too, I’m just too lazy to do it myself. 😉
the signs as 50 shades of grey quotes
Aries: “Welcome,” he said, shoving my hair hard, “to the butt room.”
Taurus: “No way,” I cried out orgasmically. “No way, no way, no way.”
Gemini: “When I woke up Christian Grey had somehow gotten an entire orange into my mouth.”
Cancer: “Say it,” he commanded. “Yankity Spankity.” “Louder.”
Leo: “He gently handcuffed me to the parking meter. “Bye.”
Virgo: “The helicopter was built for sex, I observed sexily. You could lie across the seats or recline them.”
Libra: “Christian Grey picked up the long black thing and started working my zone. It was bananas.”
Scorpio: “The sex feelings flooded my body like a charging herd of itty, bitty elephants. We’re talking small.”
Sagittarius: “Do I afraid you?” Christian Grey asked, licking his eyebrow.”
Capricorn: “It’s a Murphy Bed,” he explained. “Maybe one day we could leave it up and have sex in the walls.”
Aquarius: “Christian Grey mashed on my area with the meat of his hand. “Do you like that, you woman?”
Pisces: “Hey,” I asked “Didn’t you used to be a vampire?”
Source: [x]
THERE IS NO WAY ANY OF THESE ARE REAL IM SO MAD
these are actually real that’s honestly just how bad the book is
OKAY SOMEONE TELL ME HOW YOU LICK YOUR OWN EYEBROW
With determination and the courage to believe
I’m fucking dying
bakutodo with bottom todo hc ??? :0c
anon idk if u mean nsfw or not but this is someth i had in my notes for a while im so sorry anon its fetus me writing TvT
“Bakugou” Bakugo revels in the sounds he elicits from Todoroki, fingertips feather light as his hand runs along Todoroki’s side, relishing in every shudder and squirm the male under him makes in the twisted sheets. Callused fingers card through his hair, insistent and demanding, yet Todoroki doesn’t move, taking whatever Bakugou deigns to give him. “Patience, love.” He purrs back, coming up to mouth Todoroki’s collarbone, teeth scraping along skin and scar, little nips and licks that has Todoroki’s breath hitching and his bare legs tightening around Bakugou’s waist. Todoroki’s scent is intoxicating and familiar, mint and cotton and the faint hint of ember and pine. When he does raise himself on his elbows to look at his handiwork below him, Bakugou feels all his blood rush south. Todoroki exhales through parted lips flushed from kissing, breath frosting white in the heat of the room, the very image of debauchery. He’s in nothing but Bakugou’s shirt, his nudity a contrast to Bakugou’s own dressed state, and his hair a delicious white and red mess from Bakugou’s hands. “I swear to god, Baku, if you don’t-” Todoroki’s voice breaks when Baku slides his finger tip farther downwards, traces the v of his hips, yet never where he wants, desire clouding his mind as he arches into the touch-oh god-he’d been kept at the edge for so long–
Bakugou was at his limit, neglected erection painfully hard as he ignores it for the sake of feasting his gaze upon the half-and-half bastards face. His touch stops just along the inside of Todoroki’s thighs, circling the supple flesh. “Is this not enough for you, love? I could just leave you here, you know,” he drawls, making a point to run his gaze along every inch of his lover. He doesn’t expect the sudden yank on the back of his neck, bringing his face inches from Todoroki’s own, blue flame and cold grey almost swallowed by black as he blinks back at Todoroki. The answering growl is a challenge, “If you don’t fuck me now, Bakugou, I’ll make sure you’ll never be able to again.” He doesn’t give Bakugou a chance to respond, raising his hips up, so that he grinds against his clothed cock. “And this time, don’t hold back, Katsuki.“
His control shreds.
Hoooooooooo boyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
*fans self*
BORB I AM SCREAMING THIS IS AMAZING IM USUALLY NOT INTO THIS SHIP BUT WOW
I THINK I AM NOW
*runs off to find more*
THE TENSION WAS PERFECT AND THR PACING WAS AGONIZINGLY SLOW BUT YOU NAILED THE DETAILS PERFECTLY AHDJFKMGLFOFJJFNFF
THIS WAS INCREDIBLE AJKSKFKFLFKNFNDNA
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Akaashi Keiji – birthday present for a friend
so you know the rule in fairylands where you cant eat or drink anything or you’ll have to stay there forever? does like.. .eating out/sucking dick count
holy f uck jane
its a serious question
well like, the whole thing is that you cannot have consumed anything belonging to the fey realm. so, yes, probably, you would be stuck there. the same would apply if you just straight up ate a fairy.
new question: would deepthroating count in this case even w/o swallowing
no. temporary doesn’t count, otherwise fairies would all be running about sticking their hands in your mouth to get human servants.
you gotta digest it.
so like??? if you puke afterwards?? maybe it doesn’t count?
huh! i wonder how long is enough time for it to be legit. like whatever goes through your stomach immediately condemns you no matter if you throw it up later?
Well Persephone only ate 6 seeds so she only stayed 6 months, so maybe if you spat out most of it you’d just be condemned to the occasional day “BRB got go pay the two day toll for fellating a fairy.”
“you wanna come over for the weekend?”
“oh man im so sorry i sucked some fairy dick once and now i have to keep coming back to do it again– its a long story”
“you what now”
i can hardly believe this isn’t already the plot of an Oglaf comic
now that u said it im really surprised as well
what the fuck did i just read
Why ISN’T this an Oglaf comic yet?
I’m so happy that i’m not the only person who thinks of questions like these. I love you all so much.
I’m not convinced by this, actually!
Like, this analysis treats it as a substance problem, i.e. “edible matter from fairyland has properties that, if ingested, physically prevent you from being able to return to the real world.”
But OTOH, a recurring theme throughout fairy stories is that they’re all about…rules and exchanges and agreements with really steep interest rates:
- “I’ll do you this favor, but if you don’t guess my name you’ll have to give me your first-born child.”
- “You’re gonna be real good at everything but when you’re 16 you’re gonna prick your finger and die.”
- “You loaned me $2 for the bus when I looked like a beggar, so now here’s a literal pile of gold and shit.”
Not to mention that in Childe Rowland, one of the central “if you eat food from fairyland you’re stuck there” stories, Rowland manages to retrieve his siblings despite them all presumably having chowed down on fairy food – all it took was beating the Fairy King in a swordfight and threatening to chop his head off.
The takeaway, I think, is that the food thing a matter of implicit exchange: if you get your grub on in fairyland, you’re accepting their hospitality and eating food that they own. This means you owe them, which the fairies can magically leverage to prevent you from leaving.
(You can probably get around this by explicitly agreeing to pay for your meal before you sit down to eat. From what I remember, fairies don’t seem capable of pulling a “Haha, we had an agreement but you’re fucked anyways!” maneuver, so if they agree to let you leave they might even be forced to help you leave.)
Which brings us to the matter at hand: if you blow a fairy you’re doing them a favor! They owe you.
And…they’re a fairy, so if you didn’t agree to terms beforehand they might not repay you in a way that’s ultimately helpful or safe, but it certainly doesn’t seem like they’d be able to, like, pat you on the head and be like “Thanks, you’re really good at this buuuuuuut also you’re stuck here forever now.”
Instead, what seems more likely is…I dunno, showing up to your wedding years later and giving you a beautiful white horse that always comes when called, while loudly praising you as truly deserving it for giving them them simply the best oral they’ve had in years.
Or they feel obligated to show up at your house a couple days a year. So, like
“you wanna come over for the weekend?”
“oh man I’m so sorry i sucked some fairy dick once and now he always comes by over memorial day weekend and helps me out with minor home repairs.”
“you what now”
This is my favorite act of intellectual bugfuckery on this entire website, when I die I want someone to print this out and place it in my grave with me so I can cherish it forever.
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