*types a word and then sees that it has the notorious red squiggly line* you wanna fight Google Docs I know I spelled that shit right"
*types a word and it turns out it is not an actual word* WELL THAT SHOULD BE A WORD"
“I wrote the word ‘said’ in my work 124 times FUCK”
*makes inhumane screeching noise when someone interrupts my typing midsentence*
The blinking cursor of a blank word document
*spills beverage on notes*
*cat sits on laptop*
‘I’m in the middle of writing a good chapter and my laptop is about to die and the charger is on the other side of the room, why is my suffering so real’
*stares off into space for upwards of five minutes*
‘Am I characterizing a character so well because I know the character or am I writing them as I would write myself’
A WILD WRITER’S BLOCK APPEARED
“lol who needs sustenance when I’m IN THE Z O N E
Feeling like you will never be able to write well again
Feeling relief when you get inspired and write like crazy
That feeling of inspiration that makes you shiver and makes your nerves buzz
oneshot? more like ‘oh-shit-this-morphed-into-a-thirty-chapter-novel’shot
*more staring into space*
lol what’s dialogue
having to pee but can’t because I’m IN THE Z O N E
being IN THE Z O N E
Being OUT OF THE Z O N E and crying about it
comparing myself to other writers (never do OK)
switching POV accidentally
BLANK WORD DOCUMENT
Tenses
*stares more intensely into space*
*computer starts whirring like crazy* babe I know this writing’s fire but you need to calm down
*looks into empty beverage mug* why
*sees a cliché* *cringes*
will the reader understand what I’m saying here lol I hope so
sleep? what’s that lol
*thinks about writing while at social events*
*gets inspired to write at the most inconvenient of times, such as at the dentist’s or in the shower*
*gets zero inspiration when actually has time to write*