biologydyke:

eelpatrickharris:

biologydyke:

biologydyke:

if i’m reading a book and they use the phrase “buried in her” to describe the guy during het sex i’m legally allowed to sue for emotional damages

i had a dream last night that this got a couple thousand of notes and they were all discourse. lets hope this dream doesnt come to pass.

contenders: “sliding home”, “into the flower”, “pummeling that tight heat,” “fits my dick like a glove”, and my personal favorite, “jackhammering into her hot sex”

sid i want to kill you for even mentioning those