please watch jenna marbles fuck around with a green screen im literally pissing myself

Me, a native English speaker, writing: honestly fuck the English language and its lay lie lain lay laid laying lying

herpowerisherown:

chlostars:

listen up: “hark the herald angel sing/ glory to the newborn king” and “i know when that hotling bling/ that can only mean one thing” have the same number of syllables

merry christmas

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

alexadooodle:

Every time.

thylovelylionheart:

thylovelylionheart:

person: oh you write? are you any good?

me: yeah I guess

also me: he furrowed his brow, his brow furrowed, brow furrowing, his brow knit together, a wrinkle creased his brow, his brow browed browingly, brow—

I had no idea this was such a universal problem