Mozart:
- gifted kid burnout™
- has not done laundry in 3 months
- orders water at starbucks
- LoVEs tO tYPe LIkE ThIS
- watches vines during AP Calc but somehow aced the final
Bach:
- loves turkey and always eats the most on thanksgiving
- “get off my lawn!”
- grandpa friend
- has a dog named Spot
- Hetero™
Chopin:
- Poland stan
- loves van gogh
- art bro
- has no shame in crying on the subway
- #PunchANazi
- quotes Voltaire
Pachelbel:
- basic white girl
- loves Pinterest
- “Lol i just don’t want the lesbains to hit on me”
- has one (1) black friend and therefore can’t possibly be racist
- got married on a beach
- think positive uwu
Tchaikovsky:
- still uses “in soviet russia,” memes
- has a communist tumblr
- inexplicably loves Martin Freeman
- lowkey violent
- ready to be carried away by the fae or adopted by the nymphs
- loves greek mythology
Saint-Saens:
- e m o
- brendon urie 2kForever
- loves halloween
- bleached their hair 17 times this month alone
- no friends
Beethoven:
- “i’m not emo, i’m goth”
- once tried to hire a darkweb hitman but had no money
- #cripple punk
- unrequited love
- really loves Game of Thrones
- social anxiety
Tag: tag memes
types of gays: house edition (note: im using gay as an umbrella term!)
cottage gay: likes tea, artsy, good w plants, apologizes too much, dies every time someone complements them, lives in their own fantasies, doing their best but never thinks so
penthouse gay: art deco, expensive drinks, cherries and pomegranates, doesn’t close their blinds, knows the name of their barista, loves sunsets and fancy lingerie
castle gay: would have a closet for their capes, four-poster bed with three duvets, probably needs smelling salts, easily digresses, candles and dinner parties
lodge gay: reclusive, opens up to 3 (three) people in their entire lifetime, loves tapestries, hardworking, loves sleeping, could sit outside for hours, listens 2 folk music
tree house gay: has terrible handwriting, never too many throw pillows, constantly anxious, string lights and lava lamps, has taken a ceramic class, loves rice
types of people
2am – city lights from a high rise, dusty book piles, tired eyes, writing stories, indie concerts, procrastination, denim jackets, classic movies, writing in a diary, impulse shopping, plants on the window ledge
5am – evening drives, dark circles under eyes, neon lights, vivid dreams, broken handwriting, 90s music, leather jackets, tousled hair, late night phone calls, silver necklaces, flannel around their waist
10am – soft blankets, lover of routine, acoustic songs, good grades, bullet journals, pastels and plants, sweet coffee, freshly baked bread, cat washi tape, cozy apartment, long winter coats over turtle neck jumpers, tote bags
1pm – yellow socks, doodles, doc martens, strawberries in the garden, sunflower daydreams, pictures of clouds and best friends, a handful of flowers, peach slices, paint smears on clothes
5pm – gold sunlight, peach ice tea, whispered secrets, swimming in the lake, roses on the wall, french pastries, learning foreign words, soft voices, bike rides and summer picnics, wax stamped envelopes
7pm – dreamy sunsets, evening laughter, cursive handwriting, glossy makeup, soft lighting, photo booths, cherry ice cream, sparkling ocean waves, vintage mirrors, sweet tangerines on a balcony, flowers in a bath
11pm – scented candles, unwanted nostalgia, existential questions, sadness without reason, sitting in the dark and watching the stars, associating songs with past lovers, soft heart, oversized jumpers
Tag game
tagged by @nahkia ILY MOMCHI
RULES: Bold the statements that are true and tag fifteen people.
APPEARANCE
I am over 5′5″ / I wear glasses/contacts / I have blond hair / I wear sweatshirts a lot / I prefer loose clothing to tight clothing / I have one or more piercings / I have at least one tattoo / I have blue eyes / I have dyed or highlighted my hair / I have gotten plastic surgery / I have or had braces / I sunburn easily / I have freckles / I paint my nails / I typically wear makeup / I don’t often smile / I am pleased with how I look / I prefer Nike to Adidas / I wear baseball hats backwards
HOBBIES AND TALENTS
I play a sport / I can play an instrument / I am artistic / I know more than one language / I have won a trophy in some sort of competition / I can cook or bake without a recipe / I know how to swim / I enjoy writing / I can do origami / I prefer movies to TV shows / I can execute a perfect somersault / I enjoy singing / I could survive in the wild on my own / I have read a new book series this year / I enjoy spending time with friends / I travel during school or work breaks / I can do a handstand
EXPERIENCES
I have had my first kiss / I have gotten drunk / I have told a crush I like them / I have traveled outside of the country / I have flown on an airplane / I have stayed awake for more than 48 hours / I have had a near-death experience / I have caught something on fire / I have performed in a talent show / I have shot a gun / I have been on TV / I have gone scuba diving / I have broken a bone / I have slow-danced / I have gone on a shopping spree
RELATIONSHIPS
I am in a relationship / I have been single for over a year / I have a crush / I have a best friend / I have known a friend for over ten years / I have a brother / I have dated my best friend / I am adopted / My crush has confessed to me / I have had a long-distance relationship / I am an only child / I give advice to my friends / I have made an online friend / I met up with someone I have met online
AESTHETICS
I have heard the ocean in a conch shell / I have watched the sun rise / I enjoy rainy days / I have slept under the stars / I meditate outside / The sound of chirping calms me / I enjoy the smell of the beach / I know what snow tastes like / I listen to music to fall asleep / I enjoy thunderstorms / I enjoy cloud watching / I have attended a bonfire / I pay close attention to colors / I find mystery in the ocean / I enjoy hiking on nature paths / Autumn is my favorite season
MISCELLANEOUS
I can fall asleep in a moving vehicle / I am the mom friend / I live by a certain quote / I like the smell of Sharpies / I am involved in extracurricular activities/ I enjoy Mexican food / I can drive stick-shift / I have memorized an entire song in a day / I believe in true love / I dream up scenarios to fall asleep / I sing in the shower / I wish I lived in a video game / I have a canopy above my bed / I am multi-racial / I am a redhead / I own at least three dogs / I am LGBTA
tagged by @stomachkrampus the poser
1. name: Chai
2. sign: Leo
3. height: 5’3
4. put your itunes or spotify on shuffle, what are the first four songs that come up?
So Far Away by Martin Garrix & David Guetta, Silence by Marshmello, Dusk Till Dawn by Zayn, Let You Down by NF
5. ever had a poem or song written about you?
Ye
6. when was the last time you played guitar?
Never
7. when was the last time you played a musical instrument? what was it?
Three weeks ago, piano
8. who is your celebrity crush?
Idk
9. what’s a sound you hate and a sound you love?
hate: clicking pen
love: classical music
10. do you believe in ghosts?
ya
11. how about aliens?
yes
12. do you drive?
yah
13. what was the last book you read?
A textbook for bio
14. what’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?
Twisting a bunch of tendons in my knee and then never resting so i have permanent knee damage now
15. do you have an obsession right now?
Fire Emblem
16. do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
Yah, i’m a bitter bitch
17. in a relationship?
tagged by @ironmantrilogies thanksies!
Rules: Bold the statements that apply to you, italicize your aspirations, then tag nine people.
AIR: I have small hands • I love the night sky • I watch small animals and birds when I pass them by • I drink herbal tea • I wake to see dawn • The smell of dust is comforting • I’m valued for being wise • I prefer books to music • I meditate • I find joy in learning new truths from the world around me
FIRE: I don’t have straight hair • I like to wear ripped jeans • I play an organized sport • I love dogs • I am not afraid of adventure • I love to talk to strangers • I always try new foods • I enjoy road trips • Summer is my favorite season • My radio is always playing
WATER: I wear bracelets on my wrists • I love the bustle of the city • I have more than one set of piercings • I read poetry • I love the sound of a thunderstorm • I want to travel the world • I sleep past midday most days • I love dimly lit diners and fluorescent signs • I rewatch kids’ shows out of nostalgia • I see emotions in colors, not words
EARTH: I wear glasses/contacts • I enjoy doing the laundry • I am a vegetarian • I have an excellent sense of time • My humor is very cheerful • I am a valued advisor to my friends • I believe in true love • I love the chill of mountain air • I’m always listening to music • I am highly trusted by the people in my life
AETHER: I go without makeup in my daily life • I make my own artwork • I keep on track of my tasks and time • I always know true north • I see beauty in everything • I can always smell flowers • I smile at everyone I pass by • I always fear history repeating itself • I have recovered from a mental disorder • I can love unconditionally
Types of people – houseplants
Cacti – gets offended really easily, backwards SnapBack hats, throwing empty bottles into bushes, all talk no action, very defensive, actually kinda scared, wants to be loved
Aloe Vera – calm, doesn’t really smile, comfortable in a uniform, very professional, struggles with emotion, perfect skin, actually good at everything , trust issues
Bamboo – can not hold a grudge, wears glasses, laughs a lot, loves hugs, holding warm drinks with both hands, has 1000 pairs of shoes, messy hair, stress free, loads of friends
Fern – delicate, goes out a lot but you wouldn’t notice, weirdly wise, simple outfits and makeup, bookworm, never knows what to do with their hands, avoids photos, few close friends
tag yourself
tag yourself ~
summer: loud laugh, sweet singing voice, sleeps over on friends couches, likes to op shop, wakes up early, red cheeks, smells of pomegranates, kisses on both cheeks, photographs for memories
spring: big eyes, likes skirts, bakes lots of cakes, should worry about themselves more, has random ideas, bit of a procrastinator, tries so hard, good listener, loves animals, keeps their old journals
autumn: bright eyes, painted nails, drinks too much coffee, trips over nothing, watches the clouds a lot, messy hair, buys lots of books, likes to plan things out, talks quietly, always has a bag on one shoulder
winter: sweetest smile, stronger than they think, full of dreams, sleepy, owns a lot of shoes, gives the best hugs, isn’t always all there, should probably wear glasses, has the nicest room, cries more than they admit
