juichibey:

magidork:

animmalcrossing:

woahhway:

1st letter of my name:
2nd letter of my name:
1st letter of my mom’s name:
2nd letter of my mom’s name:
1st letter of my dad’s name:
2nd letter of my dad’s name:

My child’s name would be…

my name is naomi

my mum’s name is ruth

my dad’s name is tom 

MY CHILD WOULD BE CALLED FUCKING NARUTO 

They predicted this in the Holy texts of old. You are to carry the chosen one, our messiah. Be glad and celebrate your good fortune with your loved ones. We shall wait for your child to fulfill the prophecy. All hail Naruto!

ive seen the original post circuling around with other people but THIS one THIS is the one Im choosing to reblog

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/fadeslikewhispers/160375384588/tumblr_nw6obwM6tR1tjlhu5?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
https://fadeslikewhispers.tumblr.com/post/160375384588/audio_player_iframe/fadeslikewhispers/tumblr_nw6obwM6tR1tjlhu5?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Ffadeslikewhispers%2F160375384588%2Ftumblr_nw6obwM6tR1tjlhu5

trashykawa1potatooru:

consuelodoodles:

bamilton:

timeywimey-trenchcoat:

dieharddaae-24601:

beauty-and-the-dark-one:

The mashup you never thought would work

Congratu-fucking-lations.

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

Why?????

The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

i can’t fucking breathe

marionep:

uwannagom8:

hammerings:

you-angsty-shit:

princebxte:

superhighschoollevelpessimist:

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

the added directions are great.
‘insert peanuts’
‘gradually become irritated’
‘cresc., or not’
‘untie slip knot’
‘bow real fast, slippage may occur’

Release the penguins

Oh I got a shirt with this on it, and people would endlessly stare at it

duck

boss stage music

Always reblog the Death Waltz. Always.

LIKE A DIRIGIBLE

@yew2 it looks like something you’d like!