chipsprites:

unsenttextsuggestion:

let’s go on a date. i’ll buy us coffee and we can just chat and watch tv. let’s make fun of dumb commercials and hold each other’s hand.

tomorrow? at ten?

@fadeslikewhispers

batmanisagatewaydrug:

infinity war part 2 opens with Valkyrie crash-landing back on the dumpster planet to let Jeff Goldblum know that someone’s been fucking with his #1 twink, followed by two and a half hours of Jeff Goldblum smacking Thanos down while everyone else looks on in awe and reluctantly admits that Loki’s self-preserving slutiness really did pay off in the end

How bout Titania being #bestmom and dropping off lil’ Ike, Soren, and Mist off at school?

unfortunatesylveon:

rubiarts:

@ghosteyeliner @fadeslikewhispers

ok we’re settling this discourse right now

sclera:

put ur zodiac sign in the tags & if you like or dislike:

– pineapple on pizza
– mint ice cream / mint chocolate
– ketchup in mac n’ cheese
– fries dipped in ice cream

unfortunatesylveon:

sakudrew:

“What if you sing and I dance to your song?”

@fadeslikewhispers I NEED TO STOP TAGGING YOU BUT LOOK AT THESE TWO

BLESS

marvelrebels:

marvel: Loki is bad and with Thanos

me:

kryptidz:

new discourse, opinions on:

mushrooms

tomatoes

ramen

popsicles

bananas

akemiin:

This girl is my addiction.

EDIT: + Ino

~~so there are two addictions now~~

relucant:

my favorite thing about brooklyn 99 is that my favorite character is literally whichever character happens to be speaking at any given moment they’re all so good