Tag: YES???

ready-edmayne:

therainingkiwi:

acertainmaybe:

More vampires who 300 years later can’t remember what was the truth and what was the lie they told to get out of trouble.

More vampires who are like, “I don’t know, man, I spent most of that decade in an opium den.”

More vampires who weren’t paying attention because they didn’t think it would be important.

More vampires who don’t know because there was lot of conflicting gossip and they don’t want to point any fingers.

More vampires who are just bad at dates. “Back in 1620, or was it 1645, wait, what year is it now?”

More vampires who were on a totally different continent when it happened, so get off their back and stop asking them questions already.

YES to all of this but also consider: vampires who only remember the most trivial stuff.

“Oh yeah, the only thing I remember about the American Revolution was this nice candlemaker I met sometime, and she was wearing this really cute red shawl…”

“Uhhh I don’t remember much about the fall of Rome but there was this one fucking cobblestone right outside the coliseum…”

Also consider: vampires who realize three or four hundred years after the fact that they knew someone famous.

Just sits up in bed one night screaming “THAT WAS GEORGE GODDAMN WASHINGTON”

the bisexual struggle

me: *sees pretty girl* oh no what if im actually gay and ive been lying to myself and everyone this whole time for attention
me: *sees pretty boy* oh no what if im actually straight and ive been lying to myself and everyone this whole time for attention
me: *sees pretty girl* oh no what if ive been

your fave is problematic: mbti

yo-why-am-i-here:

istp

  • always flirting
  • is a giant nerd
  • takes too long to text back

estp

  • too hot?
  • thinks they dance good
  • actually dances like a white dad

isfp

  • too nice
  • lives off cat videos
  • follows 74 food blogs

esfp

  • talks really fast
  • unfairly cute
  • cares too much

istj

  • always beats you at tic tac toe
  • is a good boy
  • touches all the fruit at grocery stores

estj

  • overly competitive 
  • nearly dead but not quite
  • road rage

isfj

  • uses pinterest
  • wears mismatched socks
  • is a dork

esfj

  • self labled hipster
  • fandom trash
  • self reblogs

infp

  • a e s t h e t i c
  • sleeps for maybe 2 hours
  • still somehow survives

enfp

  • thinks he’s smooth
  • can sleep on planes
  • likes shiny things

infj

  • freaking everywhere on tumblr
  • gives great advice
  • doesnt follow their own advice

enfj

  • ❤
  • owns a unicorn but wont tell me where it is
  • drowning in tears

intp

  • smol
  • questionable methods
  • is a weeb

entp

  • has better hair than u
  • is trash
  • would do anything on a dare

intj

  • absorbs ur life force
  • bites straws
  • suspected murderer

entj

  • collects tears
  • seems responsible
  • is actually screaming inside

me: well my straight friends from middle school all said I am asexual, and I don’t have a problem per se with the label, because it kind of does represent my feelings towards sexuality, I just don’t know what to do with myself right now. am I the only person like this? where are the other asexual people?
lgbt tumblr blogs: Asexuality is a thing, and part of the lgbt+ community!
me: fuckin sweet
ace discourse: Not So Fast! you’re not Gay Enough™ for us to include you in the ingroup of Historically Oppressed Gays And Trans People. since youre not Gay Enough™ by our standards, you’re one of The Straights™ so we’re excluding you and all asexuals who arent Gay Enough™ from our community, because youre Straight™
me: but I literally was just excluded from the privileged group The Straights™ by literal privileged Straight people. where do I go now?
bi people, from under the bus: hey

clockworkpriest:

also like 10-15 years from now I hope someone makes one of those inspirational sports movies except it’s a 50 year old woman who wants to play competitive online games and everyone tells her she can’t because she’s too old, her reflexes are too slow, etc, and she gets this grizzled trainer except they’re a 19 year old kid who had a promising career until carpal tunnel syndrome ruined their chances of becoming the world champion so they train her and she fuckin wins, the end. movie of the year.

rimdora:

hashtagsupernova:

girllookitthatbody-ahh:

I REALLY fucking hate the stereotype that Canadians are so nice and passive and apologetic about everything. The stereotype is more than just irksome to me; it’s damaging. It disregards the ugly realities of racism throughout the country, particularly towards Aboriginal people. 

I have witnessed way too much racism in this country to find the “nice Canadian” stereotype cute. The number of missing and murdered Aboriginal women and girls in my city alone is horrifying. The abuse and flat-out hatred is grotesque. 

Here in Canada, people are really good at not giving a shit about the well-being of another human being if that person happens to be Aboriginal. Here in Canada, people are so well-armed with their assumptions and stereotypes that they can’t even bother to see Aboriginal people as HUMAN. 

So no. Canada is not a magical land where everyone loves each other and says sorry constantly. That stereotype is insulting to every Aboriginal woman who is assaulted, goes missing, and/or is murdered. It’s insulting to the families of those missing and murdered women who seek justice and answers that they will never receive, simply because non-Aboriginal Canadians don’t give a damn.

Hey guys this is really important. Missing and murdered Indigenous Women and Girls is an actual problem, and it’s a huge problem here in Canada

Our last Prime Minister literally said “it’s not on our radar” when asked what was being done about all the missing and murdered Indigenous women and girls and our current one hasn’t done shit so pls pls boost this.

iCarly

lob0:

  • Doxxed someone who was a racist on their live show
  • Also got away with the word “hobknocker”
  • Michelle Obama was literally there
  • Had a crossover with another show, Victorious
  • Spaghetti Tacos
  • Carly and Sam nearly died
  • Spencer was a nice brother
  • Drake & Josh callbacks
  • Got kidnapped by the same psycho twice, Gibby saving the first, Freddie’s mom and T-bo saving the second.
  • Had former Youtube star FRED appearing on the show
  • One Direction’s appearance
  • Shocked America at Jimmy Fallon’s show
  • Went to japan and got tricked by 2 japanese web celebrities.
  • Advertised shoes that were actually bad.
  • Freddie’s mom is a fencing pro
  • Buenos dias muchachalatas
  • Had the one guy from The Big Bang Theory in an episode.
  • Gibby
  • Carly’s claustrophobia attacks, one of them prevented the team from making a broadcast in space