Uterus: Ok, it’s taken me a month, but I’m finally all ready!
Me: Ready for what?
Uterus: For the baby, silly!
Me: Oh yeah, about that… we’re not having a baby this month.
Uterus: …what?
Me: We’re not pregnant…
Uterus: But… I’ve been preparing all month for this!
Me: Well I’m sorry to disappoint you.
Uterus: Not as sorry as you’re gonna be 🙂