fadeslikewhispers

theleiaskywalker:

_{female awesome meme ▷ [6/15] females in a movie
“I don’t plan to stop drinking. But… I don’t wanna forget. I can’t turn

away anymore. So, if I’m gonna die, well, it might as well be driving

my sword through the heart of that murderous hag.}

”

angry-intp:

Me as a kid: ‘’ Hell yeah this is the first time I made it through an all-nighter!’’

Me today:

crowandcrescent:

nk-illustrates:

Night Star Cat, Cat-O-Lanterns, and Ghost Cats.

frozenmusings:

diminuendodaydreams:

let-gavin-free:

princess-tuna:

let-gavin-free:

Soulmate au where when you write something on your skin with pen/marker/whatever the hell you want, it will show up on your soul mates skin as well.

Imagine having a super artistic soulmate who draws flowers and designs and really beautiful patterns all over their arms and person 2 just sits there and watches the little lines appear on their arms and they can’t stop smiling and it’s their favorite part of the day

Imagine person 1 being super forgetful so they scribble down all the places their appointments are and person 2 tries to decipher them and figure out where they’re at and they meet and they see their writing on their hand from across the waiting room/ coffee shop/ etc. and they scramble to find a pen and write ‘found you’ on the back of their hand and person 1 sees it and they lock eyes and

Wow I like this au

YES

imagine person 1 drawing a giant penis on their forehead because they’re an asshole

oh my god

ana-logical:

kitkat30:

this bread tiny

yeast

it made me laugh in an unholy fashion at four in the goddamn morning, so here, have this.

themysterioust:

Arvis’ VA had this to say about aforementioned dadburning shitbird. I felt I ought to share.

toocooltobehipster:

there are so many super nice people on the internet with basically no audience and there are people who are so rude and mean who get treated like gods

eronthebender:

zaranephthys:

awholenotha:

black–twitter:

You’re the problem if you think she’s wrong.

Find him and beat his ass

The people saying she “overreacted” should be glad that’s all she did, cause I feel like she’d tried to bludgeon his skull in with a frying pan or call the cops to see if they’d arrest him she’d be well within her rights. I know that’d be what I would most likely try to do.

hiimsidd:

anti-capitalistlesbianwitch:

Don’t compliment me by insulting another woman.

DO NOT COMPLIMENT ME BY INSULTING OTHER WOMEN!!