lieutenant-sapphic:

americachavez:

thor and gamora in their weekly “villainous blue adopted sibling” support group

thor: loki keeps stabbing me 😦

gamora: so stab him back???? what’s the big deal that’s his way of saying hello

loki and nebula in their weekly “heroic older sibling who’s part of a superhero squad and gets all the attention” support group

loki: thor never stabs me back when i stab him 😦

nebula: so stab him harder???? 

corvidprompts:

“Are you dead?” the villain asks, from somewhere above. The hero claws for consciousness, grapples with xir ability to answer, but can’t do anything but scrape in shallow breaths and bleed.

A foot nudges xir in the ribs, and the hero can’t suppress a grinding little cry.

“Guess not! So now what do I do with you?”

tikkunolamorgtfo:

rabinovvitz:

ofskfe:

A survivor drags a former concentration camp guard by the hair while American troops look on at the newly liberated Dora-Mittelbau concentration camp, April 1945.

Why do we never see these photos, only photos of helpless starving people? Why are Jews only depicted as helpless and sniveling? Why is despair the only Jewish emotion that gets shown, not anger or strength or determination or joy?

I want everyone to see this.

cliffracer:

odinsnotwearingmakeup:

smartest-kid-in-class:

cupofcoffin:

A cunning vampire door-to-door salesperson who stands in people’s doorways and talks until they can find a convenient moment to drop their pen and the person picks it up and the vampire says oh “Thank you” and the person says “you’re welcome” and the vampire smiles a big fangy grin and steps inside

And that’s this vampire’s modus operandi for decades And then the language starts to change and suddenly millenials have homes and the vampire thanks them and they say “oh, no problem” and the vampire is like ???????????????? this was not the plan

Millineals Are Killing the Vampire Industry

honestly the most unbelievable part of this is where millenials can afford to own homes

the second most unbelievable part of this is millenials answering their front doors for people they didnt know were coming over