juichibey:

magidork:

animmalcrossing:

woahhway:

1st letter of my name:
2nd letter of my name:
1st letter of my mom’s name:
2nd letter of my mom’s name:
1st letter of my dad’s name:
2nd letter of my dad’s name:

My child’s name would be…

my name is naomi

my mum’s name is ruth

my dad’s name is tom 

MY CHILD WOULD BE CALLED FUCKING NARUTO 

They predicted this in the Holy texts of old. You are to carry the chosen one, our messiah. Be glad and celebrate your good fortune with your loved ones. We shall wait for your child to fulfill the prophecy. All hail Naruto!

ive seen the original post circuling around with other people but THIS one THIS is the one Im choosing to reblog

lovinthepizzalife:

lieutenant-hankypanky:

armoredsoftie:

why-bless-your-heart:

Oldest Child Things

-Frustrated perfectionist

-Never Good Enough

-Works really hard to prove doesn’t care about other people’s opinions

-Cares too much

-Internal/eternal screaming

-Always ends up being the mom friend

-Bossy

-Skittish bundle of nerves or complete lump of oblivion

-Panics when criticized

-Unhealthy coping mechanisms

-0 or 100 all the time, no inbetween

may i add:

– wanting to kill your younger siblings but doing everything humanly possible to help them with their problems

– after a certain age, starting to pick wich relatives you’re never talking to again based on how they talk about your siblings/parents

– being the only “”“parental”“” figure your siblings actually listen to

– feeling like you have to be the first at everything: having a job, a career, moving out of your family’s house

– wanting to murder your younger cousins when they don’t spend time with grandma because you’ve lost granpa and you don’t want them to lose time

– being mom’s therapist

thereluctantherosrose:

jollyqueenluminary:

scotchtapeofficial:

someoneintheshadow456:

candidlyautistic:

autasticanna:

Facts that adults don’t tell you about bullying

– Communication doesn’t work on bullies. Telling a bully they’re making you feel bad is the wrong way to go. They want to make you feel bad. That’s the point.

– being kind to a bully doesn’t always mean they’ll stop. Sometimes it means they’ll just use your kindness to manipulate you while still continuing to bully you.

– not every bully has a sympathetically tragic home life. Sometimes people are just mean. Sometimes people just get off on hurting others.

– on that note, a tough home life is a reason, not an excuse. You don’t have to put up with bullying because somebody’s life sucks, just like you don’t have to let someone mug you because they’re broke.

– in order to forgive someone, they have to apologize first. If your bully has not apologized to you, you do not owe them anything.

– getting bullied as a kid can still mess you up in adult life. Maybe kids grow out of being bullies, but the marks they left often don’t go away.

– there are ways to get people to stop bullying you, but they almost all involve being mean back.

– as long as parents keep raising shitty bullying kids, there will be bullies. No amount of assemblies and hand-drawn posters will fix the problem. It’s the parents’ fault.

– It’s not your responsibility to fix your bully or to stop the abuse they send your way, but some adults sure will act like it is.

– Many times (especially in the case of girls) your friends can be your bullies. This makes things even worse as these are people who know you and your intimate secrets and use them to their advantage. If your friends are bullies, don’t take crap from them. Get new friends. 

im gonna throw in that its never your fault, people will pick a target to gang up on because theyd rather it be you than them. even if you think “this must be because im weird”- everyone is weird, in different ways. anyone can be made a target. it’s not just you for some reason in particular, i promise.