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OKAY BUT CHIRON BEING CONFUSED AS HELL BY THE VINE REFERENCES

Especially when Percy is screaming fuck off to the ocean

But consider: 

Chiron not knowing that the campers are referencing things, but seeming to understand them. 

Percy at the ocean: Fuck off

Chiron: Ah, yes, reasonable, considering all the stress he’s been under. At least he has an outlet. 

Nico: I don’t have enough money for chicken nugget. 

Chrion: He is a young boy with access only to Greek money. I will see if we can have chicken nuggets for dinner tomorrow. 

Leo: Road work ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does. 

Chiron: It’s so refreshing to see campers so invested in the basic infrastructure of camp and Long Island. 

The apollo campers once their dad becomes human: *banging pots and pans* I DIDN’T GET NO FUCKING SLEEP ‘CAUSE OF Y’ALL! YA’LL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP ‘CAUSE OF ME

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Some more examples:

Clarrise: What up my name is Clarrise, I’m 19 and I never fuckin’ learned how to read

Chiron: That’s a shame Miss La Rue. I could provide additional tutoring to help you master such a life skill


Piper: Hi, my name is Piper Mclean and I’m your freestyle dance teacher

Chiron: Piper if you wanted to start an extracurricular exercise class, then you only had to ask so I could put it on the schedule. Now nobody has turned up.


[During an intense sparing match between Jason and Percy]

Kyla: Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?

Chiron: You do know that I prohibited snacking between meal times. I could change tomorrow’s breakfast to include waffles on the menu is that a compromise?


[After said sparing match]

Will:(gesturing towards the loser) He need some milk

Chiron: Well I thought ambrosia would be more effective but I suppose you are a better medic than me


Connor: Hey, today my brother pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. Benefits of killing him are I would get pushed way less-

Chiron: Now I get why you’re angry but killing Travis is not the solution

Me, a child of apollo, pointing at the sun:

You are my dad,

YOURE MY DAD!

boogie woogie woogie

Leo: FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS!

Chiron, defeated: please do not participate in such actions

percy, buried in sand up to his neck: I am the sand guardian! guardian of the sand!

grover: posideon quivers before him!

percy, yelling at the sea: FUCK OFF

chiron: but?????? his dad?????????? is?????? posideon????????

Percy: YOU READY TO FUCKIN’ DIE?! 

Thalia: I’M A BAD BITCH, YOU CAN’T KILL ME!

It just keeps getting better

Frank: You know, school’s not important, be whatever you want to be. If you wanna be a dog *turns into dog* -RUFF- *turns into human* ya know?

Chiron: *gives up*

Chiron, driving the strawberry truck into town with some campers in the back: Oh look, a Del Taco. Is anyone hungry?

Kid, in the back seat: FRESHA VACA DOO!!!

Chrion: My dear child, that says ‘fresh avacado’

—-
Mitchel, at lunch :  And they were roommates

The entire Aphrodite table: *gasps* Oh my gods, they were roommates

Chiron: ???? What just happened ???  They were all in sync ???? Roommates ???

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Demeter cabin, crowded around a lettuce: cabbasu, cabbasu, cab-a-su! LETTASU, LETTASU, LET-A-SUUUUUUUUU

Chrion: Yes that does appear to be lettuce, but why are you all yelling?

Son of Hypnos: It’s Wednesday, my dudes! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Chiron: No, Wednesday was yesterday. It’s Thursday. On another note, you must be hungry. Come, Nico wanted chicken nuggets.

*an camper says that athena is better in her roman form*

Annabeth: that is not correct because according to the encyclopedia asjsjskkkskakksk

Chiron: *fucking runs*

Dionysus: Two shots of vodka *pours half a bottle*

Chiron: Where did you even get that-

Percy, jumping into the water, pointing at Chirons hooves: WHAT ARE THOSEEEEEE

Chiron: I’m slightly concerned that you’re not able to realize those are my hooves. Perhaps your ability to see underwater is somehow diminishing? I think it may be in our best interest to get you to the infirmary.

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Jason: [doing cool wind tricks]

Leo: [blows it away]

Jason: Adam

Chiron: Adam? I’m. Unsure if we have an Adam currently here, mr. Grace. Unless this is young Valdez’s new nickname, than I am happy to oblige.

When Apollo showed up at Percy’s apartment door:

Percy: Why.

Percy: Why?

Percy: Why!

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Leo, about Percy and Jason: Two bros, chillin in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay!

Jason: In all ways except physical, I am a wolf.

Jason: *barks*

Chiron: …

Chiron: …well he’s not entirely wrong…

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legere-librum:

I can never understand how Snape apologetics can stand up for him when he CANONICALLY does this shit.

I can maybe, maybe, understand those who haven’t read the books standing up for him, because honestly the movies don’t cover all the horrible stuff he does. But those who have read the books and still stick up for him baffle me.

I mean, you don’t see anyone sticking up for the Dursley’s or Umbridge, when they do the same stuff to Harry as Snape. How is Snape any different?

Not to mention – when Snape delivered the prophecy to Voldemort, he asked for Lily to be spared. But he was perfectly willing to sacrifice her husband and child. Even putting aside the history with James, Harry was a *child*.

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azalea-in-time:

When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this

SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now

Yeah…your director may want to consider reblocking

We don’t have a director? Or blocking??? It’s a haunted house bro, not a play

Reblogging for relevance-

I work at a Haunted House every October, and have been for the past few years. Our house in particular is staffed by Volunteer workers who are either earning credits for Graduation, or people who know the Family that owns the haunted attraction. In our City, we’re one of two Haunted Houses, so while we open in late September, we tend to get incredibly busy during the month of October and often work from 6pm until 2, 3am on weekends. 

We do not get paid to help out. Due to our location, we get a lot of drunk guys coming through, and a lot of ‘funny’ teenagers. In my several years working there, I’ve seen Actors get grabbed and thrown, stomped on, kicked, bitten, everything. A lot of the Actors at this attraction are young teenagers, Middle and Secondary School students, so this kind of abuse is terrifying and potentially emotionally scarring.

There’s a position half-way through the house we call ‘Psych Ward’, and it’s essentially a jump scare. The scare is a corner-room, boxed in with walls and broken windows, that the Actor pops out of and shouts and taunts the people going through. October, 2012, a couple were going through the Psych Ward corner and the scare went off as per usual. The girlfriend of this couple got very startled but laughed it off and continued on. The boyfriend, however, back-tracked and went up to the broken window and punched the Actor in the face for scaring his girlfriend. The Actor, who I’m going to call Tracy, had a black eye for a good two weeks solid and the couple had to be escorted out of the house and were banned from the property. Ever since we’ve ruled that Veteran Actors (someone who’s been there for 3+ years) are the only ones allowed in this particular Scaring Spot.

He paid to get scared and then got violent when we delivered.

There are so many stories I can tell of ignorant customers banging back on scares and injuring the Actors inside, grabbing props from the actors and hurting them with it, destroying props because they thought it would be ‘funny’. 

I just want to raise awareness that the ACTORS ARE STILL PEOPLE. We’re instructed to get the best kind of scare out of you, sometimes with no pay at all (like this particular attraction), so please respect our work.

We wouldn’t come to your job, mock you, and push you around trying to be ‘funny’. Don’t come to our job and do that to us!

I literally cannot believe people are angry over this post saying “don’t fucking beat up actors”

I work at a haunted hayride and a guy tried to dropkick me in the chest and knee me in the face because he thought it was funny.

I got in trouble for breaking character to tell him to fucking stop.

Ive been hit so many times this season it has left cuts and bruises. Back in 2015 I was fucking choked and dragged behind a wagon because a lady was drunk and her son had to pry her hands off me because IM NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH YOU OR FIGHT BACK.

Most recently, a customer groped my breasts and twisted my fucking nipples. Apparently, she did it to AT LEAST twenty other actors.

THAT IS SEXUAL ASSAULT YOU ASSHOLES. ITS NOT OKAY.

Most recently a customer fucking kicked me and sent me to the goddamned hospital.

WHEN YOU GO TO A HAUNTED HAYRIDE / HAUNTED HOUSE, REMEMBER YOU LITERALLY PAID US TO SCARE YOU.

THE ACTORS ARE REAL PEOPLE.

DO NOT FUCKING HIT US.

Why the fuck would you even do this holy shit

Hey guys i know this is out of theme but that comment from @witchcryptid was me and my old url. I plan on working this job again this year if at all possible, so here’s an added psa:

If your family or friend(s) force you into a haunting, be upfront as best you can and tell actors as they come up “please do not scare me i am too anxious / scared” and 9.99/10 times we will listen and leave you alone. just communicate with us even though we most often cannot communicate back.

We may be playing monsters, but we are NOT monsters.

Also, please remember to keep your hands off of us during your haunting, and also please try to step in or speak up if you see people trying to touch us, assault us, or talking about planning to touch or hurt a staff member.

We cannot do anything and will most likely get in legal trouble for touching you in defense.

Thank you and have a spooky fall 🌻🍁🍂🍃

I…I feel really upset that this has to be a reminder ._.

I mean they should know you’re…justacting.

jesus christ…

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floozys:

floozys:

straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic

okay i made this post this morning and it has since had eighty two thousand notes, it’s been featured on reddit, facebook, twitter i’ve been sent multiple death threats and messages that i don’t even want to describe 

and i have to apologise

i’ve seen the error of my ways

straight boys are not ’weak and pathetic’ 

straight boys are weak, pathetic and fucking annoying

I will reblog this every time I see it posted